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I need a punching bag


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So my 3 yr old proceeds to hit my 6 month old with a plastic toy, which left a red mark on her sweet little head

 

He then runs into a chair, now has red mark above his sweet little eye

 

Later, he takes a fork to a leather couch and punches several holes in it

 

My pool looks like a YMCA pool from the south side of Dallas

 

I'm knee-deep in laundry folding

 

all the while the Mister is on the golf course going on 7 hrs now

 

All I can do is laugh and hug my little guy despite the naughtiness

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Give the 6-yr old ice, Pop the 3 yr-old in his other eye and teach him a real lesson!! Hard lesson to learn but the upside is he'll have matching red eyes. Take a fork and poke a couple holes in his arm and see if he likes it. Then have them both fold clothes. When the hubby comes home, "tee-off" on him and then demand a full-body rub down. :wacko:

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7 hours of golf? Your hubby is going to need a good foot massage when he comes home. :wacko:

 

Seriously...

 

The worst thing for my wife after being away for 6+ hours of golf is that I come home drunk and sunburned and tired and I'm even less helpful than when I was gone all day.

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Seriously...

 

The worst thing for my wife after being away for 6+ hours of golf is that I come home drunk and sunburned and tired and I'm even less helpful than when I was gone all day.

 

 

I couldn't sum-up my household any better !!

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