rocknrobn26 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 .....When your wife can smell each perfume that sticks to you and can also tell you who each women was!!! I reek right now from various perfumes from wimmens I hugged (after a party) and my wife can tell me who (whom) I hugged based on the scent they left!! No Mexicans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 .....When your wife can smell each perfume that sticks to you and can also tell you who each women was!!! I reek right now from various perfumes from wimmens I hugged (after a party) and my wife can tell me who (whom) I hugged based on the scent they left!! No Mexicans! At least they were women this time. Nice job rr. I would say you had a GREAT time at the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I know this is different from your story but I remember years ago my friend was out at strip clubs all night and smelled like perfume from lap dances so he actually put gasoline on himself at the gas station to counter the smell thank God nobody smoked around him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I know this is different from your story but I remember years ago my friend was out at strip clubs all night and smelled like perfume from lap dances so he actually put gasoline on himself at the gas station to counter the smell thank God nobody smoked around him I had a friend up north that used to do that with diesel fuel from his dump truck. He would stop every night on his way home from work. Upon leaving he would open the drain at the bottom of the side mounted fuel tank and lather up. He claimed to his wife that he was always having problems with the water separator on the truck. Upon divorcing him the wife told him that would have been much more believable if the strip club wasn't on her way home from work or, if he would have at least not parked the truck IN FRONT of the strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 She woke up sunny side down and I was still thinking I was to proud to flip her over... Glad you had a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 So when do you know if you had a good time at a party? when yer on one knee singin into a spoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Wait, is this another GILF thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I know this is different from your story but I remember years ago my friend was out at strip clubs all night and smelled like perfume from lap dances so he actually put gasoline on himself at the gas station to counter the smell thank God nobody smoked around him what about the glitter on his forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) I know this is different from your story but I remember years ago my friend was out at strip clubs all night and smelled like perfume from lap dances so he actually put gasoline on himself at the gas station to counter the smell thank God nobody smoked around him They should provide showers at those places! Wait, is this another GILF thread? Uhhhh.....YEAH! I did, and thanks Clubby! Edited February 16, 2009 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) Hooooowah! Hooooowah! Hoooowah! ETA: I know it's not a good Al Pacino impersonation, but it's the best I can do. And very appropriate for this thread. Edited February 16, 2009 by jaxfactor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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