Perchoutofwater Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here? Her mother told her, 'God sent you.' 'Did God send you, too?' asked the child 'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied. 'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted. 'He sent them also,' the mother said. 'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child. 'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently. 'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69 she gets a Frog in her throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69 she gets a Frog in her throat. As I replied 3 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 As I replied 3 years ago Big John, you scare the bejeezus out of me. I can't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 As I replied 3 years ago Seriously, how the hell do you remember stuff like that?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Big John, you scare the bejeezus out of me. I can't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday. ::BJ:: Corn Beef on Rye. And your left shoe is untied. ::BJ:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 seriously, the dude is a cyborg. And not only does he remember it but he goes and finds the out posts in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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