MojoMan Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I'm driving down a major artery (2-lanes in each direction) here in the DC burbs and we come to a stop. After I go about 1/2 mile, I see flashing lights. Occasionally the police stop both lanes but most of the time only one lane is blocked. As I am allowed to pass the incident, I see that some woman (not hawt by the way) has gotten her car stuck on a big hill of snow while trying to make a left. The pile of snow is on the cross-street but her car is sticking out into traffic in the main street. The cops are digging underneath her car. Mind you, it snowed over a week ago. The streets are clean and dry so it's not like she hit a patch of ice at low speed and skidded into the snowbank. She must have thought she could plough right through it. Can she get a ticket for that and, if so, what would the citation likely be? I'm not looking for "driving while blonde" or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Sure. The cops can write you a ticket for just about anything if they feel like it. Careless driving. Inappropriate lane change. Driving unsafe for conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Not all the time, but this sheriff certainly wishes that he could... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 Not all the time, but this sheriff certainly wishes that he could... Stupid f'ers. This comes up every time someone does something foolhardy like cliimb a mountain in winter. Furd, can the "authorities" recover rescue costs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Stupid f'ers. This comes up every time someone does something foolhardy like cliimb a mountain in winter. Furd, can the "authorities" recover rescue costs? Sure. You'd need an appropriate law, rule or regulation. It depends on the circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I'm driving down a major artery (2-lanes in each direction) here in the DC burbs and we come to a stop. After I go about 1/2 mile, I see flashing lights. Occasionally the police stop both lanes but most of the time only one lane is blocked. As I am allowed to pass the incident, I see that some woman (not hawt by the way) has gotten her car stuck on a big hill of snow while trying to make a left. The pile of snow is on the cross-street but her car is sticking out into traffic in the main street. The cops are digging underneath her car. Mind you, it snowed over a week ago. The streets are clean and dry so it's not like she hit a patch of ice at low speed and skidded into the snowbank. She must have thought she could plough right through it. Can she get a ticket for that and, if so, what would the citation likely be? I'm not looking for "driving while blonde" or something like that. Didn't know you lived around here. Where abouts? We should get together some time and kill a hooker or something......maybe catch a Playoff game as Dave and Busters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Didn't know you lived around here. Where abouts? We should get together some time and kill a hooker or something......maybe catch a Playoff game as Dave and Busters. Chevy Chase, MD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) Chevy Chase, MD Yep. I was coming from home from the TJs in Bethesda on East-West Highway. Edited December 30, 2009 by MojoMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Didn't know you lived around here. Where abouts? We should get together some time and kill a hooker or something......maybe catch a Playoff game as Dave and Busters. Alert Keggerz... I sense a cake in the making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Alert Keggerz... I sense a cake in the making. Or a bear... Oh, and did no one else notice that cliaz said "kill a hooker"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Oh, and did no one else notice that cliaz said "kill a hooker"? yes, we all noticed it... but since we know that is Cliaz's code for "mutual masturbation" we thought discretion would be the better part of valor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Oh, and did no one else notice that cliaz said "kill a hooker"? yes, we all noticed it... but since we know that is Cliaz's code for "mutual masturbation" we thought discretion would be the better part of valor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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