ABearWithFurniture Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced the altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman replied, "You are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be a republican, "said the balloonist. "I am," said the woman." "How did you know?" "Well", answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The woman below responded. "You must be a democrat." "I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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moneymakers Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) Oh, I thought the balloonist was a Democrat because he was actually trying to get somewhere to meet a stated goal, and when he asked for bi-partisan help to complete the goal, the Republican, who was stuck standing in the same place with no goal whatsoever, was intent on being as unhelpful as possible. Edited February 4, 2010 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced the altitudeand spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." Whith your geography maps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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