The Mucca Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 "Mom I'm going to rip off your head and SH!!T down your neck" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Seems like every single line Long Duk Dong has from Sixteen Candles is quotable... ("Married? Married! Jeesh!) No more yankie my wankie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 "obviously you're not a golfer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 "Gary, why are we wearing bras on our heads? It's ceremonial." Weird Science does have some good ones... "How'd you like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?" "Fer chrissakes, COVER YERSELF!" "What is this fine woman doing with two...muchachos like you?" "I guess she likes muchachos" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Weird Science does have some good ones... "How'd you like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?" "Fer chrissakes, COVER YERSELF!" "What is this fine woman doing with two...muchachos like you?" "I guess she likes muchachos" That ain't all she broke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 "When I was your age, I carried 50 pound blocks of ice up 5, 6 flights of stairs." "So what?" "So what?? SO LET'S DANCE!" (blasts Journey's "Any Way You Want It") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 (edited) "When I was your age, I carried 50 pound blocks of ice up 5, 6 flights of stairs." "So what?" "So what?? SO LET'S DANCE!" (blasts Journey's "Any Way You Want It") Don't get started w/the Shack. "Can I talk to ya, frank?" "Ty, Frank..whatever" "This is restricted club, Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish." "Hey kid, can you make a bull shot?" "Can you make a shoe smell?" "You were in Vietnam?" "No...<grabs leg, limps away>...homo." "...so the Dalia Lama's gonna stiff me, and I'm like 'hey Lama, how about a little somethin', y'know, for the effort.' And he goes 'I'm not going to give you money, but on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which, y'know, which is nice." "Is this your place, Carl?" "Yeah, what do you think?" "It's really, really...awful" "Well, yeah, I've got a lotta stuff on back order, credit problems and such...here, have a drink of this." "With my lips? I don't think so." Edited February 27, 2010 by Chavez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 "You have a pool over at your place?" "Um, a pool...aaaand a pond. The pond would be good for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 "I don't keep score" "How do you rate yourself against other golfers?" "By height." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 (edited) "Say HELLO to my LIL friend" Edited March 1, 2010 by tazinib1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 "Dont sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Whatta hat - do they give out a free bowl of soup with it? Oh, uh, looks good on you though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 (edited) "Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." - Clemenza in The Godfather Edited March 1, 2010 by The Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SIX KINGS Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear? Del: Why are you holding my hand? Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand? Del: Between two pillows... Neal: Those aren't pillows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Dave Kujan: Do you believe in him, Verbal? Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 (edited) The Princess Bride: 1. Inigo Montoya - Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You've made your decision then? Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I? Man in Black: Australia. Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're just stalling now. Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! Man in Black: Then make your choice. Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets] Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything. Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. Man in Black, Vizzini: [Vizzini and the Man in Black drink ] Man in Black: You guessed wrong. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly,his smile frozen on his face and falls to the right out of camera dead] Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. Edited March 2, 2010 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Princess Bride: "I don't think that word means what you think it means." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 "I'll suck your cocl< for a thousand dollars. Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Ah haha. That's marvelous. Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine." "You and I both know I'm a fabulous dancer" "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 This is the greatest line in movie history (NSFW laguage). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 (edited) This is the greatest line in movie history (NSFW laguage). I may have to rent that movie. Edited March 3, 2010 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I may have to rent that movie. Considering your job, you're one "liquid lunch" away from that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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