polksalet Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FL_...&SECTION=US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Now if he only had a black guy there to tap dance it would make it complete. I'm implying that is he is a racist homophobic and that this is very ironic that he would have Elton John singing at his wedding. Even more ironic is the fact that Sir Elton would even contemplate singing at this a-holes wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I guess when you are a 3 time loser marrying a woman half you age, you might have to compromise in some areas, no matter how fat your wallet (or your head) is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 She took me to an Elton John concert a few years ago. Pretty good show outside of all the guys rushing the stage to hand him flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Now if he only had a black guy there to tap dance it would make it complete. I'm implying that is he is a racist homophobic and that this is very ironic that he would have Elton John singing at his wedding. Even more ironic is the fact that Sir Elton would even contemplate singing at this a-holes wedding. That was what I thought when I heard it. Very strange indeed, for both parties involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Has Elton John sang at any other weddings? She sang at a funeral for Lady Di. Maybe this is the fourth wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Did he sing this one? Don't Trust That Woman lyrics She's a real ball-buster, don't trust her She's in a most peculiar phase You can rear end her oh it'll send her She wants you, she'll have you her own way Don't untie her, don't defy her `Cause she'll bring you down to your knees You can beat her but don't mistreat her Oh don't believe that woman please Don't trust that woman Don't trust that woman boys `Cause she'll burn you Turn you into little toys Don't trust that woman Don't trust that woman boys `Cause she'll hurt you And turn you into little toys Don't trust that woman boys She's a man-eater, oh don't you cheat her She'll cut you just to watch you bleed A woman half crazy, oh then again lazy With an appetite to feed She's a liar oh you can't buy her `Cause she'll bring you down to your knees Don't untie her, don't defy her Oh don't believe that woman please Mean sister, tongue-twister She takes it easy but she makes it hard Soul sister, two-fister She takes it easy but she makes it hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I'd pay to see Elton John sing this one at his wedding... Slave lyrics There's a river running sweat right through our land Driven by a man with a bullwhip in his hand And I've taken just as much as I can stand Oh we've got to free our brothers from their shackles if we can Most nights I have to watch my woman cry Every day I watch the colonel smile His painted ladies riding in from town I swear one day I'm gonna burn that whore house to the ground Slave, slave To fight the violence we must be brave Hold on strong to the love God gave Slave There's a rumor of a war that's yet to come That may free our families and our sons It may lay green lands to barren wastes The price of release is a bitter blow to face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Most nights I have to watch my woman cry You don't have to watch, but it sure is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Seems to me, Rush, you've lived your life, blowing flatuence in the wind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Seems to me, Rush, you've lived your life, blowing flatuence in the wind... Sure would've liked to hate him but I was just a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Sure would've liked to hate him but I was just a kid. His prescription ran out long before, his dope addiction did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 So that explains why that monkey flew out of my butt yesterday...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 His prescription ran out long before, his dope addiction did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Now if he only had a black guy there to tap dance it would make it complete. I'm implying that is he is a racist homophobic and that this is very ironic that he would have Elton John singing at his wedding. Even more ironic is the fact that Sir Elton would even contemplate singing at this a-holes wedding. Howard Stern said the exact same thing, but I heard it was for a million bux. If I was on my 4th marriage I think I would go for the low key wedding. Do you invite the same people over and over again? Your guests would have to be comparing the bride to former brides with her guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 And what sort of wedding gift do you give a guy getting married for the 4th time? ...it has to be something disposable, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Now if he only had a black guy there to tap dance it would make it complete. I'm implying that is he is a racist homophobic and that this is very ironic that he would have Elton John singing at his wedding. Even more ironic is the fact that Sir Elton would even contemplate singing at this a-holes wedding. money is a powerful drug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 And what sort of wedding gift do you give a guy getting married for the 4th time? ...it has to be something disposable, doesn't it? a clue? i dont get the remarrying type. i mean, why the hell do you want to jump back in the pirhana pit for a 4th time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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