piratesownninjas Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Who, BTW, are really not all that attractive. Bree Olson? Really>? Not attractive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Bree Olson? Really>? Not attractive? No idea what their names are. The one girl who was a porn star was not attractive, the other who was the nanny, was not attractive. I'm guessing it was the porn star, she looked like, well, how was it that Peter Griffin described Christina Aguilera in that family guy episode? I almost thought I could smell her stank through the TV. The other one had a divot in her forehead and her face was short and scrunchy. I wouldn't nail either of them, high on coke or not. I'm guessing the one on the left is the pron star and the one on the right is the nanny. The one on the left just reeks of STD the one on the right is better, but not all that. Edited March 2, 2011 by SEC=UGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 W/ the right graphic(s) this could be a winner:"...your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." I think a shirt saying simply "Adonis DNA" with a small linear graphic under it depicting a strand of DNA would make a very wearable t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 I wouldn't nail either of them, high on coke or not. What about a 5th of Jameson and a 6 pack of Tacate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 What about a 5th of Jameson and a 6 pack of Tacate? The one on the right, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 On a funny note and this is pushing it for me here, a co-worker just texted me to come up with a t-shirt to wear on set in honor of Sir Dueche. I'm asking my intelligent, humorous and flat out inspiring Huddlers to come up with some ideas. "I am not Bi-Polar - I am Bi-Winning" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'm guessing the one on the left is the pron star and the one on the right is the nanny. The one on the left just reeks of STD the one on the right is better, but not all that. The one to Sheens left in the pink shirt is Olson. TMZ is the only site that I could find a safe for work picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 The one to Sheens left in the pink shirt is Olson. TMZ is the only site that I could find a safe for work picture. Here's what I was looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 I think a shirt saying simply "Adonis DNA" with a small linear graphic under it depicting a strand of DNA would make a very wearable t-shirt. I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 The one to Sheens left in the pink shirt is Olson. TMZ is the only site that I could find a safe for work picture. Scrunchy face and you could repel off of that forehead. Not only that, but I've seen pictures of her when she's all mad up and then I saw her in that interview, she would be a train wreck before she sprays those 17 coats of makeup on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Here are SFW pictures: looks like one of those little elves from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer specials. You could rent that forehead to a billboard company. Maybe if I stick my chest out a bit farther no one will notice that I look like a freakin lhassa apso. Not good. Why Charlie banged ANY of these chicks is beyond me, but, yeah, of the group she is the most bangable. Edited March 2, 2011 by SEC=UGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) How about a State Farm insurance logo and below that: "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" Tigers blood and Adonis DNA..BLAM!! I really like the DNA strand idea too. Another one is putting a Charlie Sheen face on a prescription bottle with: "I'm on a new drug, and that drug is Charlie Sheen" Edited March 3, 2011 by tazinib1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Actually I believe he is laughing at all of us. He stoned, more money than he could ever spend, banging supermodels and multiple pr0n stars at once. I wish I had the drug named Charlie Sheen. But you know you would just settle for his hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 (edited) tonite at 7 PT sheen is broadcasting via ustream Sheen's Corner Edited March 6, 2011 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 (edited) Here are SFW pictures: looks like one of those little elves from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer specials. You could rent that forehead to a billboard company. Maybe if I stick my chest out a bit farther no one will notice that I look like a freakin lhassa apso. Not good. Why Charlie banged ANY of these chicks is beyond me, but, yeah, of the group she is the most bangable. in your pics, she has all her clothes on, you are looking at the wrong pics! Dude, Bree Olsen is a little hottie (for a porn star) - you need to check out her homepage and see her in action. *No offense* Edited March 6, 2011 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 of course, you have to use the term "goddesses" relatively to Charlie Sheen being a "god" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 in your pics, she has all her clothes on, you are looking at the wrong pics! Dude, Bree Olsen is a little hottie (for a porn star) - you need to check out her homepage and see her in action. *No offense* I can go to any local or chain restaurant and find you 3 or 4 waitresses in each that are as cute if not cuter. A bulk of the girls at the Cheetah are more bangable than her. I'm not impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 I can go to any local or chain restaurant and find you 3 or 4 waitresses in each that are as cute if not cuter. A bulk of the girls at the Cheetah are more bangable than her. I'm not impressed. But can they bang like a porn star? WINNING... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 (edited) But can they bang like a porn star? WINNING... that is what my point is ... you have to see her in action. ... if your bag is to have 2 or more "goddesses" (translated as ____toys) hanging around responding to your ever requests ... it probably takes a Bree Olsen type to be able to handle the Charlie Sheen's of the world, whatever the hell that means Edited March 6, 2011 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 But can they bang like a porn star? WINNING... It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 A masterful Joaquin Phoenix job, perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 But can they bang like a porn star? WINNING... Probably so, but it's a lot more likely that they can at least count how many guys they've been with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 in your pics, she has all her clothes on, you are looking at the wrong pics! Dude, Bree Olsen is a little hottie (for a porn star) - you need to check out her homepage and see her in action. *No offense* You're right. It's really hard to find a pic of her where she isn't scattered, smothered or chunked. In related news...Sheen Fired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Okaaaay.....so the sorta amusing bizarro trainwreck ship has sailed. We're now in Enough Already land. Sheen, you have my permission to go smoke that 7 gram rock now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 The webcast, dubbed Sheen's Korner, was a dud with critics and even Sheen himself, who apologized for it on another, shorter webcast Sunday. Sheen has dubbed his web series "a violent torpedo of truth." He is also in discussions with Mark Cuban to star in a reality show for Cuban's HDnet cable channel. Talk about hitting rock bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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