muck Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 (edited) Ok, I was in the sh|tter making all sorts of noise. After one particularly long and drawn out symphonic celebration, I exclaimed outloud, "Oh, wow!" I really wished that there was a guy in the stall over who could have heard the event. I really don't think I've ever wished that someone else would have heard my "musings" before ... but this was a different sort of experience. If someone told me that I expelled a cubic foot of air in the span of about 20-30 seconds, I would not have been surprised. I could feel my insides reconfigure themselves when it was over. I impressed myself, no doubt about it. The only thing that was coming out of me was hot, putrid air. Like all of us, I've had some raunchy-sounding stuff happen before, but I think I set a personal best this afternoon. GO ME! Edited March 18, 2011 by muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Ok, I was in the sh|tter making all sorts of noise. After one particularly long and drawn out symphonic celebration, I exclaimed outloud, "Oh, wow!" I really wished that there was a guy in the stall over who could have heard the event. I really don't think I've ever wished that someone else would have heard my "musings" before ... but this was a different sort of experience. If someone told me that I expelled a cubic foot of air in the span of about 20-30 seconds, I would not have been surprised. I could feel my insides reconfigure themselves when it was over. I impressed myself, no doubt about it. The only thing that was coming out of me was hot, putrid air. Like all of us, I've had some raunchy-sounding stuff happen before, but I think I set a personal best this afternoon. GO ME! Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Somewhere, cliaz is rubbing one out to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprofessor Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Thanks. I spit most of my drink out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Congratulations on farting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted March 19, 2011 Author Share Posted March 19, 2011 Congratulations on farting. It was not the sound, the smell, the volume or the length, but it was the combined effect. Besides, the reverb off the tiled walls really enhanced things. I give myself an A+. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 The only thing that was coming out of me was hot, putrid air. Heck, I do that when I talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 ya needed Tom Arnold cheerin for ya,so many good lines and facial expressions when he gets amped up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 I chafed myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Last night, my wife so politely kicked me out of our room after two consecutive days/nights of drinking Guiness and eating greasy bar food watching the NCAA's...last night was absolutely brutal - I never knew I had so much potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 (edited) I remember one time at a previous place that I worked that a old guy would come in often. Once he came in and asked if the secretary was around. (the only female in the place) I said no. He went into the john, which was on the other side of the wall from me, and had a few shout outs and screams. The place was terrible for the rest of the day. It was bad enough to make your eyes water. That secretary was always around after that whenever the question came up. Edited March 19, 2011 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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