SEC=UGA Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 AP) ROCKAWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. - Police say there was more on the menu than Munchkins and lattes during the late shift at a Dunkin' Donuts in northern New Jersey. A 29-year-old female is facing prostitution charges after police say she took breaks to provide sex in exchange for money. Rockaway Township police launched an investigation known as "extra sugar" after getting a tip about the workers activities at the shop. Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann told The Daily Record of Parsippany he noticed that 29-year-old Melissa Redmond of Mine Hill would go out to cars and would spend 10 to 15 minutes in the vehicles. Schwarzmann says Redmond was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover officer. No one at the Dunkin' Donuts wanted to comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitansFan Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Can I get mine cream-filled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann told The Daily Record of Parsippany he noticed that 29-year-old Melissa Redmond of Mine Hill would go out to cars and would spend 10 to 15 minutes in the vehicles. For the record, she spent 27 minutes in my vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 For the record, she spent 27 minutes in my vehicle. I can eat two dozen donuts in less time than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I can eat two dozen donuts in less time than that. I can carry two dozen doughnuts without using my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 I can carry two dozen doughnuts without using my hands. Yeah, I have my wife carry all my sh!t for me too. Nothing worse than a spoiled woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I really hope she abided by that "All Employees Must Wash Their Hands Before Returning to Work" sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I really hope she abided by that "All Employees Must Wash Their Hands Before Returning to Work" sign. You mean, brush her teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 I really hope she abided by that "All Employees Must Wash Their Hands Before Returning to Work" sign. I'm gonna go throw up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Can I get mine cream-filled? bubba the baker will have to help you out with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 AP) ROCKAWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. - Police say there was more on the menu than Munchkins and lattes during the late shift at a Dunkin' Donuts in northern New Jersey. I can't believe wiegie is not offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I can't believe wiegie is not offended. thanks for pointing that out to me I am going to sue Dunkin Donuts for their insensitivity to my condition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I wonder how much it costs to take a flying f-k at a rolling munchkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I was afraid to open this thread because I thought the glazing on the donut was going to be.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I was afraid to open this thread because I thought the glazing on the donut was going to be.......... Would not surprise me if she used the doughnuts as props. I have nailed many a doughnut in my time, and it is magnificent. I recommend the Boston cremes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 NJ Police are Fun Haters! Leave the Donut Ho alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 "... police concluded their 6 year investigation of the situation last week..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Ironically, Dunkin Donuts just became a public company that trades on the NYSE. If people can't get a blow -n- go, this is going to severely hurt their bottom line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 "... police concluded their 6 year investigation of the situation last week..." I know I want pocs so here you all go pocs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Meh. I wouldn't pay for that bear claw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Meh. I wouldn't pay for that bear claw. Mug Shot Roundup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Mug Shot Roundup The nice thing about that "mug shot roundup" is that is proves what I've long suspected - I'm too good looking to go to prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Meh. I wouldn't pay for that bear claw. Hey, the girl is just trying to make some money to avoid being a welfare leech. Who are we to condemn her entrepreneurial efforts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I know I want pocs so here you all go pocs Those are strangely arousing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Meh. I wouldn't pay for that bear claw. now imagine she's holding a box full of donuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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