BeeR Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 when ya wanna cut a tree down and haul branches with yer wife instead of raping her Maybe that's a sign of her aging, not you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 When some REALLY old Ginsuer tells you he thinks he's younger than you are. Dimensia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 When I learned that,for the first time in my life, I'm older than every player in the NFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 went to neighbor's daughter's 21st b'day party and felt like a dirty old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 When I learned that,for the first time in my life, I'm older than every player in the NFL. ....this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Only this year? Punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I'm one of these oddballs that actually gets pumped for a day of working in the yard. There have been days that I worked from dawn to dusk, took a hot shower and then repeated the next day, and felt fine on Monday. We have an acre lot and a few areas are densely overgrown with vines and brush. Also have some mature shrubs that haven't been pruned in many years -- 2 huge ligustrum that grew almost to the roof, a row of hollies that were planted as shrubs and are now 15-foot trees, and some privets planted as accents in a few spots that are now enormous. Went to HD yesterday and rented a gas hedge trimmer and bought an 8-foot ladder. Rounded off the ligustrums, then cleared a couple truckloads of brush, then got started on the hollies. Then, you know how it is, you notice other areas that need work, and the project just takes on a life of its own. I had 4 hours on the rental so I worked nonstop. At the end of it I could barely lift my arms. Returned the trimmer, had lunch, came home, looked at the piles of brush all over the place, and just went inside and laid down for about 3 hours. Then I look outside again and realized all the old farts probably wouldn't appreciate all that debris laying around overnight, so I hauled my ass outside and cleared it all. Ended up going to bed around 9 and now can barely move. Had big plans for this morning, hanging pictures, working on closets, etc, but 10 hours on the recliner is looking more realistic now. F it, we can live out of boxes for a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbmcdonald Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 When you don't even care about having a sports car even if it's no big financially. Frankly I buy used trucks so I can run over sh!t and not give a d@mn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Frankly I buy used trucks so I can run over sh!t and not give a d@mn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Frankly I buy used trucks so I can run over sh!t and not give a d@mn. lol - excellent strat. And screw that parking away from other cars BS too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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