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About 10 years ago or so, my firm represented a hospital in a case in which a women lying on a gurney was being pushed into an elevator when it malfunctioned.

 

The gurney became trapped between the outside elevator wall and the wall of the shaft. The elevator went up to the fourth floor and back. The woman lived for awhile.

 

I'll always remember the photographs of the scene and the autopsy. It looked like she had been shredded by a giant cheese grater.

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About 10 years ago or so, my firm represented a hospital in a case in which a women lying on a gurney was being pushed into an elevator when it malfunctioned.

 

The gurney became trapped between the outside elevator wall and the wall of the shaft. The elevator went up to the fourth floor and back. The woman lived for awhile.

 

I'll always remember the photographs of the scene and the autopsy. It looked like she had been shredded by a giant cheese grater.

 

So what yer saying is that she got the shaft?

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How bizarre. Elevators at least every one I ever saw are very touchy about anything in the path of the doors and slam back open if so. And they never go anywhere if the doors can't shut. And I can't believe it would shut so "hard" that she couldn't get her leg out. Not saying I don't believe it, just really odd.

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How bizarre. Elevators at least every one I ever saw are very touchy about anything in the path of the doors and slam back open if so. And they never go anywhere if the doors can't shut. And I can't believe it would shut so "hard" that she couldn't get her leg out. Not saying I don't believe it, just really odd.

 

I guess you never know when your time is up... Freak accidents ... an elevator or a deer kills you in the middle of the woods, your not safe anywhere!

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So what yer saying is that she got the shaft?

 

 

I don't buy it. Someone is pulling my leg.

 

 

Shes always had her ups and downs

 

 

The ultimate "going up".

 

 

She'll be buying a stairway to heaven...

 

 

Well it looks like I need to make room in my condo next to the lake of boiling fire and sulfur in Hell for some roommates now. At least I'll have company now. Two of you will have to share a bed of nails and let me know if you all want your pitchforking in the mornings or evenings.

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I guess you never know when your time is up... Freak accidents ... an elevator or a deer kills you in the middle of the woods, your not safe anywhere!

 

 

What would an elevator be doing in the middle of the woods. If I saw that I would be instantly suspicious it was some sort of dangerous rogue elevator and I would open fire with my automatic weapons while flinging my bible at it. (In emergencies it is o.k. not to cling to your bible so long as you instantly retrieve it after the danger has passed. At least this is so for marginal catholics.)

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