DMD Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon A gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FWmaker Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 That was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 A Cowboys fan appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the Cowboys fan offered. "On a trip to Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia , I came upon A gang of Eagles fans who were threatening Santa Claus. I directed them to leave him alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed Eagles fan and smacked him in the face, kicked his boyfriend over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago." Fixey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 That's some funny sheeeeeeit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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