LooGie Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, and Denver Broncos would all be on a bye. The Panthers defense would be flying back home from a cross country game in Oakland which they had to stay an extra week fore because the plane had malfunctioned. The had to leave on Sunday, and flew over Arizona where the Cardinals and Giants were playing. Since the Browns and the Broncos were off and Jason Elam is great friends with Braylon and Kellen they all said hey, lets go watch an NFC game! Guess which one they chose? The Giants vs Cardinals; so they are all in the stadium and then the Panthers plane flies above them and it spins out of control! Straight into the new pink taco stadium and kills them all. Then Shaun Alexander is so sad that his friends died he dies in mourning. Get some help. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceboy Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Shaun Alexander is out indefinitely with a small crack in his left foot. Shaun Alexander might not have broken his foot after all, healed through the power of prayer. Shaun Alexander's foot is indeed still broken, a second round of tests showed Wednesday, and he is out indefinitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, and Denver Broncos would all be on a bye. The Panthers defense would be flying back home from a cross country game in Oakland which they had to stay an extra week fore because the plane had malfunctioned. The had to leave on Sunday, and flew over Arizona where the Cardinals and Giants were playing. Since the Browns and the Broncos were off and Jason Elam is great friends with Braylon and Kellen they all said hey, lets go watch an NFC game! Guess which one they chose? The Giants vs Cardinals; so they are all in the stadium and then the Panthers plane flies above them and it spins out of control! Straight into the new pink taco stadium and kills them all. Then Shaun Alexander is so sad that his friends died he dies in mourning. ...so Bruschi wasn't the pilot...BIG mistake. Sorry for your lossesssess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Croc Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 "Chris Henry elected President of the United States" That would be an upgrade, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish247 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Nolan reveals Gore's fumbling is apart offense's game plan, fumbling to continue indefinitely "It's what we do consistently on offense so I think we'll stick with it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirdmanJones Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 President Hillary Clinton signs executive order banning all forms of fantasy sports terming them "time and money wasting diversions". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Why would they be on the same plane? Because they all play for Hurricane Alex, duh...we do have our own team planes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Bill Cower comes out of the closet You mean he didn't yet?? Come on, the moustache, slight lisp, hanging around sweaty mens in the locker room... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Because they all play for Hurricane Alex, duh...we do have our own team planes... good answer, good answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 This time around Bush (Reggie) beats out Gore (Frank) in the popularity vote, but doesn't get elected starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asabban@comcast.net Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Maurice Clarett signs a 10 year $50 million contract with the Colts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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