CowboysDiehard Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 The Texas Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? A. Old Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers. Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Living the Dream Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 (edited) last one was just greatness A buddy of mine is putting his remaining Cowboy season tickets, 4 or 5 games up for trade for 1 rangers WS game. Edited October 30, 2010 by Living the Dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinatown dragons Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Funny stuff..!!! I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I got an email yesterday. Something to the effect that CPS was dropping abused kids off at Cowboys Stadium because the Cowboys never beat anybody. The email was much funnier than my version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RattlerB Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Wow!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooklynCrew Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 thank you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Nothing is as funny as watching dough boy standing on the sidelines dazed and confused ... oh wait, maybe that is more sad than funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I bet a clever fella could adapt that those jokes to any bad team. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorcher Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I bet a clever fella could adapt that those jokes to any bad team. Right? Minna.......Minnie......... Minneapplelesss......... Minneapolis is harder to spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". This one is my favorite..... Got this old guy that stops by whenever the Cowboys aren't on regular TV, and have also been to a lot of games with him. And this is soo damm true..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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