rocknrobn26 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Salute! I'am Tanyechka. I'm 19 . I'm from Moscow. I don't know how to start this letter ... well Me badly like you<3, because you look cool. Me look over your pic in brother's account. Funny, isn't it? I'm lonely, because few days ago my boyfriend cheated on me. I was really shocked. So now I want to find a boyfriend who'll be really loyal to me. I'll be happy to have boyfriend from other country. So if you interested in me please, write me something interesting about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Mail order Russian chicks rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Mail order Russian chicks rock. Or Moscow, Idaho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 The best thing about facebook is learning how many hot 19 year old chicks want to meet me. Honestly, I never knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I truly thought you were talking about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 That 2 timing #$@$#@$%#%$#% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Jeez, I've never gotten an on-line invite from a 19-year-old hot Russian chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Jeez, I've never gotten an on-line invite from a 19-year-old hot Russian chick. Without pocs, we don't know that she's hawt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 15, 2011 Author Share Posted July 15, 2011 (edited) Chances are she looks like this... Perch in drag! Edited July 15, 2011 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 There is a farmer/hillbilly here that I deliver fuel to. He did the mail order Russian bride thing and she was really, really hot. Anyway, she stuck around for quite awhile and all at once she left him and went back to Russia. So I was talking to him one day and she came up in the conversation and I asked him why it didnt work out for him. He told me kinda disgusted like, "There are two things that she thought you should do everyday, bathe and have sex. Can you believe that?" It took everything I could muster not laugh right there in front of him, cause he was seriously upset that a beautiful woman expected that of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 like button:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Skip the small talk and just respond with your date of birth and social. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 At this point in my life I think that a 19 year old might kill me. Or I mean I might die trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Don't give her any info except for your name, rank and credit card number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Jeez, I've never gotten an on-line invite from a 19-year-old hot Russian chick. An = When a word begins with a vowel and it is pronounced in it's long form (i.e. anal, ovary, ect) or before a word starting with the letter H in which the H is silent (i.e honest) but with 2 exceptions: 1. When a U makes the same sound as the Y in the word You (Gheyer than a Unicorn queef) 2. When an O makes the same sound as the W in the word Won (A one-legged Vietnamese Midget) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 An = When a word begins with a vowel and it is pronounced in it's long form (i.e. anal, ovary, ect) or before a word starting with the letter H in which the H is silent (i.e honest) but with 2 exceptions: 1. When a U makes the same sound as the Y in the word You (Gheyer than a Unicorn queef) 2. When an O makes the same sound as the W in the word Won (A one-legged Vietnamese Midget) picky, picky, picky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 picky, picky, picky And his exceptions don't apply to "on", so you still look correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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