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I have found the reason the Seahawks are doomed


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Some Seattle homer decided to write a song about the team. I've heard some clever ones over the years, but this isn't one of them. It is sung to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama". The lyrics are below. F'n hilarious that the only player other than Alexander mentioned in the song is a keeker :D What about Hasselbeck, Jackson, Hutchinson or Jones.

 

If you must hear for yourself thenclick here. Go to the second paragraph for the link to the song.

 

 

 

 

“Sweet Shaun Alexander” [KJR-AM]

 

His wheels keep on turnin’

Carry him home to the endzone

Singin’ songs about the big bear

We’re in the playoffs once again, and I think we’ll win.

 

Well I’ve heard Mike Holmgren thinks about him

When he needs to make a first down

Well I hope Mike Holmgren will remember

A Southern man will gain those yards anyhow.

 

(chorus)

Sweet Shaun Alexander.

Thirty-seven jersey blue.

Sweet Shaun Alexander.

Super Bowl we’re going to, yeah. (with Alexander)

(chorus)

 

In Puget Sound, we love the Seahawks

Make all the noise we could do

Now other teams they do not bother me

The Washington Redskins … Who?

 

(chorus)

 

Now special teams has got the Josh Brown (woo-hoo-hoo)

And he’s been known to kick a ball or two

Lord they always split the uprights

They pick me up when I’m feeling blue, yeah, how ‘bout you?

 

(chorus x 2)

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That is true. 

 

Okay it makes some sense. :D

 

I need an answer on Josh Brown before I'll let them completely off the hook :D

 

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Skynyrd: "In Birmingham they have the gov'nah (woowoo)..."

This version: "The Special Team they have the Josh Brown (woohoo)..."

 

Or whatever. I'm assuming this is some lameass barband from Puyallup coming up with this crap, not the ghost of Layne Staley.

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Hey Flava Flav, what rhymes with Joey Harrington?  :D

 

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The Lions QB situation is scarington :D

 

 

 

 

Defense attorney: "I object, this man is no taste expert"

Judge: "The mans name is Flava Flav"....I'll allow it.

 

YYeeaahhh Bbbooyyy.

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I'm assuming this is some lameass barband from Puyallup coming up with this crap, not the ghost of Layne Staley.

 

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:D

 

If it's the ghost of Layne Staley, Josh Brown misses the kick and we weep in a Mamma's and Poppa's type demented harmonious sorrow.

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