cliaz Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I sit next to this dude who is in his 50s. Pretty much if you have seen King of the Hill you'll know what he looks like, Dale Gribble. Down to the hat, the glasses and the smoking all the time. Well he farts all the time. Doesn't matter who is around him, where he is, if he has to fart, you are going to hear it. Some days i'll be on a conf. call and then all of a sudden this loud ripping sound drifts over from the cube next to me and I know they can hear it on the other line. The Reason I'm telling you all this is because he just ripped one so loud that he said "ouch" right afterwards. I'm kind of jealous I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I sit next to this dude who is in his 50s. Pretty much if you have seen King of the Hill you'll know what he looks like, Dale Gribble. Down to the hat, the glasses and the smoking all the time. Well he farts all the time. Doesn't matter who is around him, where he is, if he has to fart, you are going to hear it. Some days i'll be on a conf. call and then all of a sudden this loud ripping sound drifts over from the cube next to me and I know they can hear it on the other line. The Reason I'm telling you all this is because he just ripped one so loud that he said "ouch" right afterwards. I'm kind of jealous I think 1313494[/snapback] Are you trying to dethone whomper as the Huddle's funniest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 tears in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 shoulda responded..."that'll leave a mark" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I sit next to this dude who is in his 50s. Pretty much if you have seen King of the Hill you'll know what he looks like, Dale Gribble. Down to the hat, the glasses and the smoking all the time. Well he farts all the time. Doesn't matter who is around him, where he is, if he has to fart, you are going to hear it. Some days i'll be on a conf. call and then all of a sudden this loud ripping sound drifts over from the cube next to me and I know they can hear it on the other line. The Reason I'm telling you all this is because he just ripped one so loud that he said "ouch" right afterwards. I'm kind of jealous I think 1313494[/snapback] I will try and be more descret about it next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo20 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 cliaz, you can fight back. http://www.soundboards.com/?view=95/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemoe Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 That's what I call cube music. Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 shoulda responded..."that'll leave a mark" 1313506[/snapback] Now that is freaking funny. I should have. cliaz,you can fight back. http://www.soundboards.com/?view=95/ 1313517[/snapback] NICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 When I first clicked on this I was thinking I would see a Charlie Brown Comic. Boy was I wrong. THis was far funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I would eat a bunch of chili and hot wings washed down with plenty of tequila the night before. Next day I would get in early and leave a big ol' steamer right on his keyboard. Maybe he would get a clue then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 I would eat a bunch of chili and hot wings washed down with plenty of tequila the night before. Next day I would get in early and leave a big ol' steamer right on his keyboard. Maybe he would get a clue then. 1313635[/snapback] I like the way you think. When he rips a loud one I normally use the phrase "Those d@mn barking spiders are at it again." but it's starting to lose it's funniness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 shoulda responded..."that'll leave a mark" 1313506[/snapback] Another good one is..."that'll itch when it dries" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I've got major gas almost all the time at work. I do several fly by crop dustings and usually a final walk around at 4:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Start slippin him some Beano... drop one in his coffee cup each morning or something like that. Make it an experiment to see if it has an effect, or how long it takes to kick in. You could make a chart on him and everything. Then present the findings to him at his retirement party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Start slippin him some Beano... drop one in his coffee cup each morning or something like that. Make it an experiment to see if it has an effect, or how long it takes to kick in. You could make a chart on him and everything. Then present the findings to him at his retirement party. 1313997[/snapback] You just gave me a really good idea.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo20 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Carefull slippin' him anything. Don't want to get in trouble with the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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