Flip_Side Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 (edited) Some people will do anything to find the perfect mate. Shahnaz Khan will do that and then some. The 41-year-old British lecturer has spent the last decade and close to $40,000 on various plastic surgeries to make her face as impressive as her personality in order to find a husband, the Daily Mail reports. "The problem was I had a plain, boorish face. I didn’t feel ugly but when I went out I felt invisible and insignificant," she said. "When I thought about it more, I came to the conclusion that people looked past me — there was nothing about my face to hold their interest. "I then realized that although I had developed my mind, I hadn’t developed my appearance," she continued. "It doesn’t matter how clever or worldly you are — people make snap judgments in seconds. The truth was that my outward appearance was holding me back." Khan began her quest for physical perfection by getting $2,000 worth of permanent makeup tattooed on her face. She then followed it up with two nose jobs, a nose-tip lift and some eye work. But the piece de resistance was the surgical addition of a dimple in her left cheek. "I wanted it to add character and interest to my face, give me a cheeky, cute look," she said of the surgery, which she had in Thailand for the bargain price of $1,000. "It was unbelievably painful but I was delighted with the results." And yet, with a new face to match her three-degree education, Khan has yet to find a man. "I am a virgin," she said. "I am not ashamed to admit it — I simply haven’t met my Mr. Right." http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,263381,00.html Pics: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_0...104_468x550.jpg http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_0...104_468x153.jpg Edited April 4, 2007 by Flip_Side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 $40,000 to look like transvestite, Argentinian hooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Yeah so.... umm... where's the hot "after" pic? All I've seen are a bunch of nasty" before" pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 I'd smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 $40,000 to look like transvestite, Argentinian hooker? Ahhhhh. Good times there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Mah pants are getting loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 How many of you would have laid her for $40,000 and saved her the surgery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 "It was unbelievably painful but I was delighted with the results." What she said after I got drunk and had sex with her for $100, Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 What she said after I got drunk and had sex with her for $100, Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 How many of you would have laid her for $40,000 and saved her the surgery? :raiseshand: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 from looking at the pre-pic, i would say she got her moneys worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Removing the burka and converting to Christianity made her prettier. This is how we'll win against the Muslims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Bitsch, try a diet you fat wh0re. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 The fact that she spent 40K and ended up looking like that tells me she didn't do much to improve her mind either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 :Austin Powers: That's a MAN, Baby! :Austin Powers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 She now looks like Courtney Love. Id hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 :Austin Powers: That's a MAN, Baby! :Austin Powers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 What she said after I got drunk and had sex with her for $100, Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Removing the burka and converting to Christianity made her prettier. This is how we'll win against the Muslims. Yeah, the "ugly terrorist" look certainly wasn't helping her. Unfortunately for her, $40,000 couldn't change the fact that she's petty, vain, and doesn't put out until marriage. Good luck finding a guy who wants to deal with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 21st century is getting better by the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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