loaf Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I'm drunk and sappy Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the phoneSylvia's mother says Sylvia's tryin' to start a new life of her own Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's happy so why don't you leave her alone And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes Please Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her, I'll only keep her a while Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's packin' she's gonna be leavin' today Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's marryin' a fella down Galveston way Sylvia's mother says please don't say nothin' to make her start cryin' and stay And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes Please Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her, I'll only keep her a while Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's hurryin' she's catchin' the nine o'clock train Sylvia's mother says take your umbrella cause Sylvie, it's startin' to rain And Sylvia's mother says thank you for callin' and sir won't you call back again And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes Please Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her, I'll only keep her a while Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye Tell her goodbye... Please... tell her goodbye.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I'll see that and raise.... Second Street and Broadway Sittin' in a doorway Head held in his hands Looked to all the world Like he was prayin'. Foot wrapped in old rag, Bottle in a brown bag, I saw him trying to stand Then I heard the words that he was sayin' He said... Come on, Carrie, Carry me a little farther Come on, Carrie, Carry me one more mile. I don't know where it's leadin' to, But I know I can make it if I lean on you, So come on, Carrie, Carry me a little I carried you, now carry me a little Come on, Carrie, carry me a little while. Well he struggled to his feet And staggered down the street To the window of a five and dime He stood and laughed a while at his reflection. And then I heard him shoutin' Something 'bout a mountain He could surely climb If she was only there To point to right direction. But she ain't, no, but she ain't, no.... He said Come on, Carrie, Carry me a little farther Come on, Carrie, Carry me one more mile I don't know where it's leadin' to, But I know I can make it if I lean on you, So come on, Carrie, Carry me a little. I carried you, now carry me a little Come on, Carrie, Carry me a little while.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I'm drunk and sappy ...not to mention "Freakin' at the Freakers Ball" can't help but get anyone out of a maudlin mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 I gotta admit, I"m stumped there chavez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 but I did listen to Sylvia's Mother twice. the second time just a little louder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 got a freaky old lady name of cocaine katie who embroidres on my jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I am drinking two cases of beer tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 First time I've been drunk in 4 months. Dr Hook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I rode my bicycle past your window last night I roller skated to your door at daylight It almost seems like you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you got something I need Well I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I'm sorry miss Jackson (oooh) I am for real I never meant to make your daughter cry I apologized a trillion times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Seether is neither loose nor tight. Seether is neither black nor white. I try to keep her on a short leash. I try to calm her down. I try to ram her into the ground, yeah. Can't fight the seether [x3] I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth. Seether is neither big nor small. Seether is the center of it all. I try to rock her in my cradle. I try to knock her out. I try to cram her back in my mouth, yeah. Can't fight the seether.[x3] I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth. Keep her down, boiling water. Keep her down, what a lovely daughter. Oh she is not born like other girls, but I know how to conceive her. Oh she may not look like other girls, but she's a snarl tooth seether. Seether! Can't fight the seether.[x3] I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth. Yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Yesterday, as I went out of the house I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse Lying face down in the sewer I got up closer and realized that I knew her All her organs coming from her inside Slashed up skin sliced up hide Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head That's when I realized she was dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead Twisted body chopped off feet Her body was minced meat Bugs crawling on her arms She's dead, can't do no harm Gnarled up legs, broken and bent Her last breath has been spent I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I watched her as she bled Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet I took a picture cause I thought it was neat But the thing I like seeing the best Was the rodents using her hair as a nest I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw her lying in a pool of red I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see Your dead mommy lying in front of me I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor I hope she dies twenty times more I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Yesterday, as I went out of the house I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse Lying face down in the sewer I got up closer and realized that I knew her All her organs coming from her inside Slashed up skin sliced up hide Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head That's when I realized she was dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead Twisted body chopped off feet Her body was minced meat Bugs crawling on her arms She's dead, can't do no harm Gnarled up legs, broken and bent Her last breath has been spent I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I watched her as she bled Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet I took a picture cause I thought it was neat But the thing I like seeing the best Was the rodents using her hair as a nest I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw her lying in a pool of red I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see Your dead mommy lying in front of me I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor I hope she dies twenty times more I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead That's f'n horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 homos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 homos Puddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Puddy? This wasn't a poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 That's f'n horrible. Suicidal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 That's f'n horrible. That's Ok but nappy headed ho is a problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Yesterday, as I went out of the house I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse Lying face down in the sewer I got up closer and realized that I knew her All her organs coming from her inside Slashed up skin sliced up hide Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head That's when I realized she was dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead Twisted body chopped off feet Her body was minced meat Bugs crawling on her arms She's dead, can't do no harm Gnarled up legs, broken and bent Her last breath has been spent I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I watched her as she bled Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet I took a picture cause I thought it was neat But the thing I like seeing the best Was the rodents using her hair as a nest I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead I saw her lying in a pool of red I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see Your dead mommy lying in front of me I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor I hope she dies twenty times more I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead Best ST song ever. Did you leave out the thrash section? I wonder... How much you had to pay To get your mom killed in such a bloody way and then... I know... it is your allowance that you'll really miss But make it look good at her funeral and give her a little kiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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