Front Row Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I don't usually like to cut n paste e mails but this one was pretty good. 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I wonder how many of these were written by Jeff Foxworthy or Larry The Cable Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 My favorite "you might be a redheck" joke is . . .if you''ve ever scratched your back with a toilet brush... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 My favorite "you might be a redheck" joke is . . .if you''ve ever scratched your back with a toilet brush... Or......."You know that the TOOTH brush had to be invented in the south, otherwise it would have been called a TEETH brush!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. In my line of work, this is called "making a connection". Did your insurance cover the damages? That's some funny stuff FR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I was after the 1st one....and died halfway through.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chappy Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 1, 2, 3, 4, 11 and 12 had me rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Seen it before, but its still funny. But not wolf shirt funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 timc's mansion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 :confederateflag: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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