Cameltosis Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) Mmmm, a new anus. :pantstight: Edited March 20, 2008 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I don't know if she has a leg to stand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I'd bet my bottom dollar she wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 what about a lobster?...still alive even.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 NTTIHIR, but I'm sure 5 or 6 inches is probably plenty and anything larger would cause some lasting discomfort. Thickness (2 inches max.) should also be taken into consideration. Although with proper lube, anything's possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 OK, how do you deal with the pain pills for a replacement anus. Those things stop you up for about a week, then you feel like you've torn something when you finally do go. A diuretic, perhaps, or just some MONGO stool softeners? Where's the coochie doc when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cliche Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 They really ripped her a new as*hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 NTTIHIR, but I'm sure 5 or 6 inches is probably plenty and anything larger would cause some lasting discomfort. Thickness (2 inches max.) should also be taken into consideration. Although with proper lube, anything's possible. What is that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Where do one legged women work? IHOP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 Ever start a thread and then wish you hadnt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Ever start a thread and then wish you hadnt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 if obama wins the election, we will ALL get a new anus. a smart, post-racial anus the whole world will admire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 if obama wins the election, we will ALL get a new anus. a smart, post-racial anus the whole world will admire. But will we get a kiss? Or a reach-around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Doctor: "Congratulations, you have a brand new El Guapo" Patient: "Oh my God, what did you do to my husband?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaynfl Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 if obama wins the election, we will ALL get a new anus. a smart, post-racial anus the whole world will admire. At that point we may have to look into making our "chocolate spider vanilla"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Quadruple penetration. :divingboard: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) What is that ? Not That This Is How I Roll Edited March 20, 2008 by irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 if obama wins the election, we will ALL get a new anus. a smart, post-racial anus the whole world will admire. sounds like we'll all be think in the bottom then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 OK, how do you deal with the pain pills for a replacement anus. Those things stop you up for about a week, then you feel like you've torn something when you finally do go. A diuretic, perhaps, or just some MONGO stool softeners? Where's the coochie doc when you need him? You rang? Anal and rectal surgery is preceded by a bowel prep (a strong laxative plus antibiotics) that cleans people out so that they don't have to go for DAYS. The preop bowel prep plus stool softeners after the surgery keep patients pretty "loose". Therefore, constipation from narcotic pain pills tends not to be a problem. These ass surgeons obviously never read my sigline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Anal and rectal surgery is preceded by a bowel prep (a strong laxative plus antibiotics) that cleans people out so that they don't have to go for DAYS. I'm going to get one of those before I go to the next big hippie festival. Those porta potties are nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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