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I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman

 

 

 

Big John dont give it away..

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I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman

 

 

 

Big John dont give it away..

 

Chris Rock?

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From my favorite Huddler.....very intelligent stuff:

 

So some judge defies the law, and refuses to remove the 10 commandments from his courthouse, he is rightly impeached and disbarred.

 

Now we have a homo lovin' fool in san fran defying the law, marrying fags and dykes.

 

I'm sure none of you believe he shouldn't be impeached and disbarred, right?

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Mmmkay - who said this:

 

Did you ever have a huge exam that you had not fully prepared for so you had to stay up real late to really cram? And you brewed a big pot of coffee hours earlier that did the trick but by that fifth cup at 2:30 a.m. it had gotten stale and just downright bad. Of course, now you have yer own brewing going on and you pinch a loaf (loaf!) that starts out solid and ends up painfully juicy. So you hit the books, not feeling so hot, cinammon ring burning, hunched over and yer tired as can be. And as yer studying you feel yer eyes closing and head nodding a little, and you jerk awake. By now of course youve drooled a little on yer papers. So you wipe em off and get a good grip on yer notebook paper and yer staring at it mindnumbingly, trying to learn that junk they made you learn, and yer eyes shut half way and yer head dips forward and yer half open eye touches the top of the paper in yer hand and you jerk awake suddenly giving yerself a deep and brutal paper cut across yer eyeball which slices yer cornea in half.

 

Well, this place is exactly like that. All of that.

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