whomper Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 From an email. Gave me a chuckle Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly open the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" Happy Thanksgiving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 [caveman_nick} [/caveman_nick] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 (edited) good one and If i am not mistaken i believe the Turkey was stealing money and jewelry from the woman Edited November 22, 2008 by isleseeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 (edited) There aren't too many Thanksgiving jokes circulating on the internet (that may be a good thing). Edited November 23, 2008 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "May I ask what the turkey did?" Pissed off Sarah Palin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Was just about to post this joke, did a search and found this thread, saving me the obligatory post of Big John. Figured I'd bump the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Was just about to post this joke, did a search and found this thread, saving me the obligatory post of Big John. Figured I'd bump the thread. Not a bad idea except it reveals a post I made at 3 o'clock in the morning. I'm sure I was sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Ah...the memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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