rocknrobn26 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.' 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?' 'Who said my Dad's dead?' The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?' 'He's 100 years old,' says the old Italian golfer. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning,and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.' 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?' 'Who said my nono's dead?' Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?' 'He's 118 years old,' says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?' 'No, Nono couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?' 'Who said he wanted to?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Sorry, but ... meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Sorry, but ... meh Whomp... Send the hit squad out on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Oldest unverified record age for a male was 120 - Shigechiyo Izumi Oldest verified record age for a male was 115 - Christian Mortensen Neither was Italian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Whomp...Send the hit squad out on him. see, I knew you were funnier than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 see, I knew you were funnier than that. CHECK UNDER YOUR CAR...................3.............2................1.............. 0! Bye BYE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I am offended on behalf of all my Italian brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 I am offended on behalf of all my Italian brothers. Shut the hell up you non-descript Gator/Big Egg fan! What do you know about dagos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Shut the hell up you non-descript Gator/Big Egg fan! What do you know about dagos? It hurts when RR denigrate my Italian brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 It hurts when RR denigrate my Italian brothers? That guy was Italian? I thought he was Irish. Learn something new every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.' 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?' 'Who said my Dad's dead?' The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?' 'He's 100 years old,' says the old Italian golfer. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning,and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.' 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?' 'Who said my nono's dead?' Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?' 'He's 118 years old,' says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?' 'No, Nono couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?' 'Who said he wanted to?' Whomp...Send the hit squad out on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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