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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus


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Maybe they'll have a scene on an aircraft carrier and the Captain will say "We're gonna need a bigger boat". Yeah, that'd be awesome.

I watched and nope, not that line. Every military person in the movie is a moran and the two main characters know everything (Lorenzo Lamas plays the village idiot that runs the world). I think they may have splurged on the budget and actually got two military uniforms to have ribbons. They could have bedazzled stuff on and it would have looked better.

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OK, I'm sort of drunk right now so I might be a little bit confused, but this is a joke... right???

Joke that this is a real movie? No, it is real... real bad.

Joke of a movie? Yes

 

Debbie Gibson has a gratuitous sex scene. Well, okay, no nudity and the asian guy has a 2 second stamina... but it's implied that the sex was good.

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This movie makes Snakes on a Plane look like The Godfather

 

That CGI is heinous.

The title should be "Shark ate a Plane". Then maybe it would have a cult following.

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