cliaz Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Each abduction provides the growing community of Ufologists and related researchers with more information, but we must nevertheless accept that the answers to our questions about alien abductions are still a long way off...if, indeed, our questions can ever be fully answered. The fact of the matter is that most people will probably never have the opportunity to be abducted by aliens. And even those elite few who are selected for abduction receive no assurances that they will fully remember their experience—much less a guarantee that their abduction will be everything that they hoped it would be. So why wait? Why wonder if they’re ever going to come for you? Why even invest the time, trouble, and expense involved in an actual abduction when the highly trained and professional staff at Alien Abductions Incorporated can provide you with personalized, realistic memories of the alien abduction that you have been waiting for your entire life? When you choose an AAI Abduction Experience our doctors, hypnotists, and memory implant technicians work with you in pre-abduction orientation sessions to customize one of our hundreds of stock abductions to suit your personal taste. You can even pick one of our fetishist’s specials—interspecies breeding, medical experimentation—it’s all up to you. Whether you select a solo abduction or one of our special Group Abduction packages (great for corporate retreats, school groups, and theme parties), AAI gives you the best abduction for the lowest price. Once your Abduction Experience has been implanted, we offer a wide range of add-on options, from the 24/7 Surveillance Special (to give you that added edge of real-life paranoia) to our exclusive Evidence Kit, which contains items specially selected to heighten your Experience. We even offer a low cost course of deprogramming, medication, and therapy that is available to any of our customers who may choose to discontinue their Experience. Here ya go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Lloyd's of London offers Alien Abuduction insurance, so I'm thinking... 1. Get Abducted 2. File Claim 4. Profit. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I want to be abducted so that Morena Baccarin can do all kinds of sexual experiments on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) Lloyd's of London offers Alien Abuduction insurance, so I'm thinking... 1. Get Abducted 2. File Claim 4. Profit. The same #3 missing from the MH rules? And aliens causing the cliaz poop? Edited November 3, 2009 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I want to be abducted so that Morena Baccarin can do all kinds of sexual experiments on me. my first thought was: i wouldn't mind being abducted by some sexy swedish illegals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 my first thought was: i wouldn't mind being abducted by some sexy swedish illegals. that's funny right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 my first thought was: i wouldn't mind being abducted by some sexy swedish illegals. DMD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) DMD? Okay, I wouldn't mind being abducted by some sexy DMDs either..... But I demand polo shirts ETA - I know what you were referring to Edited November 3, 2009 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) DMD? while he is cute and all.... i don't have an ant fetish. edit: but i bet he knows his way around a ritz Edited November 3, 2009 by Bier Meister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 while he is cute and all.... i don't have an ant fetish. edit: but i bet he knows his way around a ritz The cracker or the hotel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 The cracker or the hotel? maybe a little of both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 The cracker or the hotel? The cracker is a Cheeze-It Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 The cracker is a Cheeze-It i forgotted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I think that is option #4 in "Total Recall" . . . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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