Big F'n Dave Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: " Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle". Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again. Woman: "Doc that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband would come home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me. Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue...Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: " Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle". Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again. Woman: "Doc that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband would come home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me. Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KICK A$$ BLASTER Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Ok...That's really funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 OMG, that is hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 I chuckled. I don't think I will be sharing this one with my wife. Well, maybe...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 I chuckled. I don't think I will be sharing this one with my wife. Well, maybe...... I think that if I told my wife that joke I'd be moving in with one of you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Oh, sh!t, I think that Yukon is the closest huddler to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 I think that if I told my wife that joke I'd be moving in with one of you guys. Would you gargle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Oh, sh!t, I think that Yukon is the closest huddler to me. yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Would you gargle? I spit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Oh, sh!t, I think that Yukon is the closest huddler to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 that is so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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