buddahj Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 (edited) I guess they needed it more than us. Edited April 23, 2010 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I always thought that when you die and go to heaven, that all the stuff you lost would be there. Now you can still mow your yard in heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 What is this world coming to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I always thought that when you die and go to heaven, that all the stuff you lost would be there. Now you can still mow your yard in heaven. Yard work in Heaven? Your rules suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Yard work in Heaven? Your rules suck! I think you are excluded if you go to God's house on Sunday to watch the Cowboys. I am guessing the nachos are outstanding there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 And by stole you mean accidentally thrown away so you can get a new, bigger, and better one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I think you are excluded if you go to God's house on Sunday to watch the Cowboys. I am guessing the nachos are outstanding there. Yeah, but those 70 virgins won't keep their mouths shut and keep getting in the way of the TV set, no matter how big I make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I always thought that when you die and go to heaven, that all the stuff you lost would be there. Now you can still mow your yard in heaven. Heaven's got it's own problems. What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in if it has to have a Gate? I think you probably gotta lock up your lawnmowers there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 All the more reason to crack down on illegal immigration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I guess they needed it more than us. Sorry to hear. Have any Cowboy fans move into the neighborhood lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I ran over a rock with my lawnmower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Someone stole your lawnmower? I bet ICE grabbed him and sent him back to Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 (edited) Someone stole your lawnmower? I bet ICE grabbed him and sent him back to Mexico. Yeah, they put out an APB for a Mexican w. a lawnmower... That'd be like them putting out an APB for a white guy with a polo shirt on, or a black dude w. sagging pants... The cops are currently questioning 6,900 people in connection with this theft and that's just the Sanchez's... Edited April 23, 2010 by SEC=UGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I always thought that when you die and go to heaven, that all the stuff you lost would be there. Now you can still mow your yard in heaven. Can we get all those draft picks back from you then? You can even have Herschel back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Can we get all those draft picks back from you then? You can even have Herschel back. Little did we know at the time that the trade was actually about equal in terms of players swapped given Herschel's later announcement of his multiple personality disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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