SEC=UGA Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where will the government get this money ? From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment ? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will goto China or Sri Lanka . If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs or Hugo Chavez. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,Honduras and Guatemala .. If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea . If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes,or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. ) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borge007 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Beer is no longer American, unless you buy Sam Adams or microbrews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Beer is no longer American, unless you buy Sam Adams or microbrews. Why would you buy anything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Why would you buy anything else I wouldn't, but this is a PSA for those poor souls who still imbibe AB, Coors, or Miller swill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I own bucket loads of Wal-Mart stock. So please continue to use your stimulus /government welfare check at Wal-mart. Your email does not know what it is talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 That was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I own bucket loads of Wal-Mart stock. Why do you hate America? Commuist. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 Why do you hate America? Commuist. . . . Man, MM upset BP so much that he can't even spell his own political affiliation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Man, MM upset BP so much that he can't even spell his own political affiliation... Surely he's not so mad he can't spell bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Man, MM upset BP so much that he can't even spell his own political affiliation... Hey Barack P. Wallace, use this as yer background so you won't forget next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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