Chief Dick Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Saw this on another website today: Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of Los Angeles. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads: I have no work, a wife and six kids to support. "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 cute! Yes, racism is adorable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Why do you hate Chavez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Yo mama is so fat that when she went to school she sat next to everyone Yo mama is so fat that when I walked around her I got lost Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out Yo mama is so fat that when she dances the band skips Yo mama is so hairy that bigfoot was seen taking pictures of her Yo mama is so stupid that she got tangled up in a cordless phone Yo mama so dark that she walked in front of the chalk board and disappeared Yo mama is so fat that she gives herself group hugs Yo mama is so fat that she gotta wake up in sections Yo mama is so dirty that she's gotta wipe her feet before going out side Yo mama's hair is so short she got her hair braided and it looked like stitches Yo mama so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo mama so nasty that her bath water looks like chunky soup Yo mama is so fat that she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'Ok' Yo mama is so ugly that the NHL band her for life And finally… Yo mama is so cross-eyed that she watches TV in stereo. K, that's it for the Yo mama app today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Yo mama is so fat that when she went to school she sat next to everyone Yo mama is so fat that when I walked around her I got lost Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out Yo mama is so fat that when she dances the band skips Yo mama is so hairy that bigfoot was seen taking pictures of her Yo mama is so stupid that she got tangled up in a cordless phone Yo mama so dark that she walked in front of the chalk board and disappeared Yo mama is so fat that she gives herself group hugs Yo mama is so fat that she gotta wake up in sections Yo mama is so dirty that she's gotta wipe her feet before going out side Yo mama's hair is so short she got her hair braided and it looked like stitches Yo mama so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo mama so nasty that her bath water looks like chunky soup Yo mama is so fat that she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'Ok' Yo mama is so ugly that the NHL band her for life And finally… Yo mama is so cross-eyed that she watches TV in stereo. K, that's it for the Yo mama app today And has no proofreader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Yo mama is so fat that when she went to school she sat next to everyone Yo mama is so fat that when I walked around her I got lost Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out Yo mama is so fat that when she dances the band skips Yo mama is so hairy that bigfoot was seen taking pictures of her Yo mama is so stupid that she got tangled up in a cordless phone Yo mama so dark that she walked in front of the chalk board and disappeared Yo mama is so fat that she gives herself group hugs Yo mama is so fat that she gotta wake up in sections Yo mama is so dirty that she's gotta wipe her feet before going out side Yo mama's hair is so short she got her hair braided and it looked like stitches Yo mama so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo mama so nasty that her bath water looks like chunky soup Yo mama is so fat that she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'Ok' Yo mama is so ugly that the NHL band her for life And finally… Yo mama is so cross-eyed that she watches TV in stereo. K, that's it for the Yo mama app today You forgot about: Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she talks she spits butter Yo mama is so fat her blood type is ragu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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