alchico Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Happy Halloween An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the diaper dirt out of a ghost." Happy Halloween!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Happy Halloween, Al! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Happy Halloween Alchico. May your socks be hiked and yer days be brite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Happy Halloweem AL, you're missed in the Alehouse league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Happy Halloween, Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big John Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 And the filter phrase fits there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I will tell this joke today while tailgating for the game tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keggerz Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Happy Halloween, Boooooooooo I will tell this joke today while tailgating for the game tonight. have fun and be safe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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