BeeR Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Not a big country fan but sometimes listen just for something different, plus usually most songs are at least easy on the ear even if rarely any good. But also some are downright funny. eg a few of my favs offhand: "Tequila makes her clothes fall off" "I'm good at drinkin beer" And maybe my all-time fav: "It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 if silly means fun, A Country Boy Can Survive also the Devil went Down to georgia--dang I keep mentioning that song lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 "Dropkick Me Jesus through the Goalposts of Life" is a classic. There is a J.D. Blackfoot song I doubt many of you have heard called "I Flushed you From The Toilet of My Heart" that is one of my faves. "I hate yer dadburn guts, you and your sister just a couple of sluts yes I flushed you from the toilet of my heart" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 But my absolute favorite is "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe. I light up the Karaoke bar with that one once in a great while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I still like "She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 NSFW Rodney Carrington - or NSFW Rodney Carrington - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Rodeo Song by Chris LeDoux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 the quiet ones. likey REALLY quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 this can't be the title but if someone knows it let me know "How can i be in trouble, i'm never home" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart - Johnny Cash One Piece At A Time - Johnny Cash Drop Kick Me Jesus - Bobby Bare I'm My Own Grandpa - Grandpa Jones Tennessee Bird Walk - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan She Got The Goldmine I Got The Shaft - Jerry Reed Where Were You When The Ship Hit The Sand - Little Jimmy Dickens May The Bluebird Of Happieness Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens You Can't Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died - Roger Miller Thank God And Greyhound - Roy Clark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boilerduff Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 She thinks my Tractor's Sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 How's about a number of John Prine songs: or this one: She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter Bunny She's my baby I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her go He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies He ain't too sharp but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it's oxygen He's my baby And I'm his honey Never gonna let him go In spite of ourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize We're gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes. She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs She takes a lickin' And keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her go. He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon He's my baby I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him go In spite of ourselves We'll end up a sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize We're gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes. There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes. (spoken) In spite of ourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 Another one: "She thinks my tractor's sexy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 How's about a number of John Prine songs: Prine is great. Donald and Lydia. Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 Prine is country? ? I thought he was folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 How's about a number of John Prine songs: or this one: She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter Bunny She's my baby I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her go He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies He ain't too sharp but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it's oxygen He's my baby And I'm his honey Never gonna let him go In spite of ourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize We're gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes. She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs She takes a lickin' And keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her go. He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon He's my baby I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him go In spite of ourselves We'll end up a sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize We're gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes. There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes. (spoken) In spite of ourselves The duet with Iris Dement is outstanding, I love her voice and with his gravely mess...awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Prine is country? ? I thought he was folk. Folk, country, western, bluegrass, all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Itty Bitty Titties by David Allen Coe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Folk, country, western, bluegrass, all the same. "What kind of music do you usually have here?" "Oh, we got both kinds, we got Country...and...Western" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 Folk, country, western, bluegrass, all the same. No actually it's not but sounds like he dances around all those genres (well not bluegrass that I know of). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 No love for "A Boy Named Sue"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 No actually it's not but sounds like he dances around all those genres (well not bluegrass that I know of). His listed genres are: Country Folk Progressive Bluegrass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 His listed genres are: Country Folk Progressive Bluegrass Man, no love for western any more, I guess... I almost hit the quadfecta on him, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Man, no love for western any more, I guess... I almost hit the quadfecta on him, though. I figured that I was the only person left in America that listens to western music anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I figured that I was the only person left in America that listens to western music anymore. Nah, my dad still rocks out to "The Sons of the Pioneers"... I get outta the car with him and all that's going through my head for days is... Water, water, water, Cool, water..... And, of course, tumbleweeds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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