detlef Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 (edited) Gotta love it. My wife and I were driving home from a dinner party last night in a nasty storm. Sort of out in the middle of nowhere, we come across a tree down in the middle of the road. It wasn't huge, so I thought there was a chance I could move it but I tried to no avail. Next thing you know, these two Mexican dudes show up and start going at the tree with a machete. One dude whacking at it, while me and the other guy were dragging limbs away. Eventually, we'd cut off enough so we could drag the tree out of the road. How rad is that? Dude just happens to have a freaking machete! Turning around would have added like 10 miles to the trip. Guess I'm gonna have to keep a machete with me from now on. Edited August 15, 2011 by detlef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 If I saw Chavez a Mexican with a machete I'd run him over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I used to carry an axe and a folding saw in my truck all the time. Now that I switched to a car in order to fit childen seats in, I don't really carry anythink like that anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 carry an axe and a folding saw in my truck all the time. me 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 One dude whacking at it me I'm kind of curious at this slip. Did you mean one guy whacking it at me? I think you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 I'm kind of curious at this slip. Did you mean one guy whacking it at me? I think you did. Well duh, when have you ever helped a few Mexican dudes move a tree off the road that didn't involve at least one person beating off? Like you even had to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I carry a Glock, for the Messican's carrying machettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 BTW, did you tip the help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop express Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 obvious member of MS-13. you got lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 That dirty white boy Polky has one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) Just think of the fun you coulda had if these guys had shown up Edited August 16, 2011 by slambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 glad you didn't run into danny trejo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 They were just doing what they are accustomed to doing. It's called landscaping, they were waiting for you to pay them when you drove off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 You must make everyone in Georgia laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) You must make everyone in Georgia laugh. I do, really, I do. I look at my personality and wit as a gift from god that should be shared with all of those with whom I come in contact. Sometimes I think they may be laughing at me, but most often I know that this couldn't be the case, most often they are laughing with me as I bring light into their lives during otherwise dark times. I know that I should be more greedy with my gift, I should get on a stage and perform shows in front of paying audiences only, but with such a gift of hughmor and insight why be greedy, ti would only serve to make the world a less joyful place. So, I do what I can, I go out and mix among the public, dropping a one liner here and there making observations, hughmorous and insightful, about regular everyday events. It is much like therapy for most of those with whom I have discourse and you can just see them beaming as they walk away, their day much more joyful for having been in my presence. Like I said, it is a gift and I am glad, nay, I am duty bound, to share it with as many people as possible. The other day I was in Michigan and was able to share my gift with those there and I truly believe that I helped them out. The same can be said for those in Baltimore, New Orleans, Charlotte, DC, NYC, Las Vegas, Jacksonville, Miami, Buffalo and other places where I have spent time this year. I am truly one of god's special children and am intent on sharing my gift. Though, I typically choose to withhold my gracious blessings from those who hail from S. Carolina as they are unworthy. Edited August 16, 2011 by SEC=UGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Don't feed the tards trolls, dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) Don't feed the tards trolls, dammit! I was just commending him on his humor, because I know many people in the South would laugh at his jokes. Though, I typically choose to withhold my gracious blessings from those who hail from S. Carolina as they are unworthy. You'd have to waste money on gas to meet them in person, because I don't think they can read the internet. Edited August 16, 2011 by WaterMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 If there were only two of them, no way they were Mexicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 If there were only two of them, no way they were Mexicans. These days it is difficult to find more than two Mexicans. Seriously, I've been trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 These days it is difficult to find more than two Mexicans. Seriously, I've been trying. Menage a quatro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 do all hawt mexican girls get fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 do all hawt mexican girls get fat? Define "fat". I want a pretty face and an hourglass. It can be a 2 minute hourglass or a 2 hour hourglass as long as the proportions are there (and the face MUST be pretty). I usually draw the line around 180 or so, but a woman doesn't have to be skinny imo. But yes, if Gainesville GA is any indication (and we have tons of latinos working at chicken plants up here) then nearly all latino women put on a few by mid-30's or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Define "fat". I want a pretty face and an hourglass. It can be a 2 minute hourglass or a 2 hour hourglass as long as the proportions are there (and the face MUST be pretty). I usually draw the line around 180 or so, but a woman doesn't have to be skinny imo. But yes, if Gainesville GA is any indication (and we have tons of latinos working at chicken plants up here) then nearly all latino women put on a few by mid-30's or so. Reminds me of a drunk conversation one time... I was having dinner with a friend of mine and a girl she worked with. The girl was cute, hispanic, mid 20's... So I asked, "Whet the hell is up with hispanic women once the hit about 30? Take you for example, your cute, nice body, but I can see it coming, by the time your 32 you will have shrunk 3 inches, you'll have a 36 inch wait, 45 inch hips and your thighs will be the size of tree trunks, nothing you can do about it, it's just genetics." Her - My Friend - I - I'm not saying you won't still be attractive, but I'm just trying to figure out what type of dramatic transformation takes place, how does this happen. My Friend - And so it went for the next hour or so with me being lectured by two angry women... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Reminds me of a drunk conversation one time... I was having dinner with a friend of mine and a girl she worked with. The girl was cute, hispanic, mid 20's... So I asked, "Whet the hell is up with hispanic women once the hit about 30? Take you for example, your cute, nice body, but I can see it coming, by the time your 32 you will have shrunk 3 inches, you'll have a 36 inch wait, 45 inch hips and your thighs will be the size of tree trunks, nothing you can do about it, it's just genetics." Her - My Friend - I - I'm not saying you won't still be attractive, but I'm just trying to figure out what type of dramatic transformation takes place, how does this happen. My Friend - And so it went for the next hour or so with me being lectured by two angry women... This is nearly the same conversation you had with the wife (re: butch haircut and spare tire, IIRC) isn't it? I'm thinking you shouldn't drink around wimmens, at least if yer trying to lay some pipe. Just sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 This is nearly the same conversation you had with the wife (re: butch haircut and spare tire, IIRC) isn't it? I'm thinking you shouldn't drink around wimmens, at least if yer trying to lay some pipe. Just sayin'... At no point did I say I didn't end up in a threeway at the end of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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