Chief Dick Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 ...racked yourself putting on a belt? I'm pulling the belt through the first loop, and the buckle comes up quick, like a rattle snake coiled and ready to strike. And strike it did: right on the bottom of the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 You are one wierd person CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Belt objecting to be put on something other than the victory pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 You know it's time to diet when your belt starts fighting back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 aweman that's good, score some frozen peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 or soakit incider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 You know it's time to diet when your belt starts fighting back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) Was it one of those automatics? or one of those where you have time to think... is this gonna hurt kinda of pains? Edited April 17, 2012 by millerx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 When I read the title of this thread, I thought to myself, whatever is inside there, I bet the answer is yes. But I can't say that I ever remember snake biting my nads with a belt buckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 You know it's time to diet when your belt starts fighting back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Was it one of those automatics? or one of those where you have time to think... is this gonna hurt kinda of pains? It was a time-release pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) Nope, never had the belt do that. Though one time I was getting frisky with a lady, ripped off my belt and the end of it popped her in the eye, at which point she bit down a little. Edited April 17, 2012 by SEC=UGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 or do something ya know ya shouldn't, taday i was gonna squat on a gallon paint can and of course my knees gave out and the edge of that paint can cut me a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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