Axe Elf Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 (edited) forums.plentyoffish.com/user/Axe%20Elf.aspx go back to trolling plenty of fish No need; that's where I found my latest wife. And Cowboyz, you're right--that's not why I'm here. I din't come here to prove myself to anyone or to participate in any and all contests that might be available here. I came here to educate you all in the game of fantasy football, so that you could have a better and more profitable fantasy season. Some of you think that makes me a "bad guy," but then I guess no good deed goes unpunished. If your goal is to judge whether or not I am qualified to be your instructor, then I have certainly made enough statements on this and the advice board to be judged when December rolls around--whether or not I participate in the 20 Questions contest, or match you with a Week 1 team (here or on FanDuel). So I think everyone will be happy in the end. Those who are willing to listen will be happy when my advice leads them to a championship, and those who want to judge me will be happy to do so when the results start rolling in. Of course, if their goal is just to prove me wrong, then they won't be so happy. Edited September 4, 2013 by Axe Elf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony2345 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 so how does one go about ignoring posts? i cant take this tool anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 It's simple--you see a post you don't want to read, and you don't read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 (edited) Profile>manage ignore prefs> enter name and click. Bout to do the same again as we can all see exactly what we are dealing with, without question. Edited September 4, 2013 by Cowboyz1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nostack Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Or maybe you can go back to trolling the bible forums... forum.bible-discussion.com/member.php?13445-Axe-Elf&tab...type.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Yeah, that was fun, but man--if you think there are idiots here, you should try convincing a True Believer of something logical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 Just want to point out one thing before I move on. You came in here issuing a challenge to all comers. Then fashioned the rules to your liking. You're the one claiming Expert status. Now that someone has called you out at your own game you cower. Now that someone has issued a straightforward challenge that is simple and there is no way of manipulating, you find yourself ill equipped despite giving advice to countless people on who to start and draft. You see, what people can't understand is that all you have to do is pick a team with the ENTIRE NFL at your disposal that will perform period. Now with all your expertise and knowledge about the subject you can't seem to muster up the courage to show us, rather, teach us how it's done for one week. Fact is, whether you can't or your won't doesn't matter in the least. If you don't, you're done. That simple. I'll be glad to see you relegated back to the advice forums where your useful. Because after this your advice will be nothing more than meaningless chatter which is really what most of us think already. So run if you want to, I'm not the one claiming I know how to draft or pick players. You are. Your advice from here on out is hollow and you're always a winner somewhere else where nobody can see or verify. Remember that the next time you give out expert tutelage. Your the Business teacher who can't or won't run a business. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony2345 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Yeah, that was fun, but man--if you think there are idiots here, you should try convincing a True Believer of something logical! There is something truly wrong with you. I would love to see what your actual situation is like. No way you're not living with the rents. Definitely not working at a decent place with that ugly mug and nasty hair. Probabyl have the lotion and rag out about 10 times a day. Until next time.... AE(Tool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 You came in here issuing a challenge to all comers. Then fashioned the rules to your liking. You have the sequence of events wrong. I fashioned the rules to my liking first--in fact, they were originally fashioned for another site. I then brought the challenge here, and 9 Huddlers took me up on it. Nothing has changed since then. You're the one claiming Expert status. I'm not claiming to be an Expert. I am Baby Jane--educator, philanthropist, and all-around ladies' man. Because after this your advice will be nothing more than meaningless chatter which is really what most of us think already. ... Your advice from here on out is hollow and you're always a winner somewhere else where nobody can see or verify. As I said before, if your goal is to judge me, then you will have plenty of opportunities to judge the advice I have given, once the results start rolling in. It's not like I haven't given enough of it to be verified or discredited based on axual results. Until then, judging my advice is nothing more than meaningless chatter which nobody can verify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 (edited) Oh my god time to ignore, if only for the fact that I don't have to look at pitiful face looking like either your a complete psycho or your boyfriend has just asked you for a reach around and you're giving him your "you had me at hello face". I don't know what's worse, your Riding Rusty avy you started off with or that last two. Either way, goodbye. Edited September 4, 2013 by Cowboyz1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Every once in a while I view one of his ignored posts just to remind me what a tool he is. He fashioned the rules first, then took liberties with them making a completely non random schedule. As I said when that happens, what is to stop him from bending the rules more as he goes, since he is commish. Certainly wouldn't be above is morals (which are non existent). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 He fashioned the rules first, then took liberties with them making a completely non random schedule. Don't forget the final chapter, when the prank was revealed and the randomized schedule restored. My integrity is beyond reproach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Don't you run from me Boy! As I said, no dialog just pick or you'll forever be known as the keebler who's all boast and no balls. We all know your nuts haven't fallen yet but I certainly thought at least you had a pair. Or is that Avy of yours just you bending over with your hair down giving out issue....... Did you really say Boy? Just kidding man, love, riley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Don't forget the final chapter, when the prank was revealed and the randomized schedule restored. My integrity is beyond reproach. wow - you truly are a coward. After your blowhard routine and ridiculing you refuse to answer the bell like a true bully. It really is time for you to go away. If you cant see, with your masters degree and all, that you have been called out and embarrassed, and pretty much had your nuts taken off (cause believe me, everyone else here has seen your balls removed) then it is time for you to leave. You have zero cred, possibly less than zero. YOU LOSE - Cowboyz wins. Go home 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 I came here to educate you all in the game of fantasy football, so that you could have a better and more profitable fantasy season. Ok educate. Show us all how it's done. Should take you only 5 minutes, if that, to pick out a team that will perform week 1. It really should be that easy since you are telling everyone in the advice forum who to start, who to draft and such. I just don't see the problem with throwing out at team, especially when you have the entire league to chose from. You call yourself a "teacher"...........well the bell has rung. So teach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 If you are reading my posts, then you are learning already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegos Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Baby Jane, brah, you should post on spurstalk.com, you'd fit right in rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorcher Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 What made you change to the online dating service avatars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 If you are reading my posts, then you are learning already. Yup, that you're an ass who thinks he's actually teaching things that people don't already know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 What made you change to the online dating service avatars? Just thought I'd show off the new wife that I met on one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Yup, that you're an ass who thinks he's actually teaching things that people don't already know. Oh right, like everyone already knew that McCoy and Spiller wouldn't be top 10 RBs. Why are they still being drafted so highly, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bostonsoxandy Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Judging by the length of this thread...I can't believe people don't understand one of the most basic laws of the internet: DON'T FEED THE TROLL. Smh at people seriously arguing using logic and reason and valid points against a troll. If you want to argue, you have to get to the troll's level and act even more irrationally. If you aren't ready to degrade yourself to that level - just ignore man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTSuper7 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Truth be told, a one week challenge really doesn't mean much. Hell, I spot started Seyi Ajiroturu one week a couple years ago and got 100+ yards and 2TDs from him. I also started Miles Austin when he had his 250yd 2 TD arrival vs. the Chiefs. my point - there is too much luck in just one week. It's like saying you challenge someone to heads-up poker and playing only one hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) Truth be told, a one week challenge really doesn't mean much. Hell, I spot started Seyi Ajiroturu one week a couple years ago and got 100+ yards and 2TDs from him. I also started Miles Austin when he had his 250yd 2 TD arrival vs. the Chiefs. my point - there is too much luck in just one week. It's like saying you challenge someone to heads-up poker and playing only one hand. I have no argument with that logic. However, he didn't come in here saying he's pretty good at this fantasy football stuff over time. He didn't come in here saying that $hit happens but I can give you sound advice that I can prove works. Here look at these championships. Here look at my picks in the local board games. Here look at my a$$ and how my pants drape around my ankles, he says. He came in here telling us we're all stupid and couldn't pick a lick to save our arse. Not only that but here to educate us, and teach us how to draft and pick. Oh and the players we hate, he loves. Basically saying that we can't pick a daisy from a doolittle. He is here to teach us how to play a game that we've be playing before he knew the huddle was here. Now we may not have played it very well all the time, but hell he doesn't know that and none of us claim to be all that. It's not like he's say Mr. Muto with a 100k purse in his pocket telling us how it's done. And think about this, for all we know he could be reading from other sites and giving us their advice and not his own. From the way he's gazing over his shoulder like a porn star in his avy............I digress. So all I did was ask him to show us how to pick a team for week 1. Heck DMD does it every week, so do a lot of guys here. Simple thing. just pick out the players you like and I will do the same after he is all done. Then and only then will he have have showed us something, or taught us something. You know who he reminds me of. The tag on underwear that Jordan keeps plucking off and disposing of. You would think a guy who pays his bills by rolling would be FFballers over at the Fanduel or whoopin up on the Yahoo studs, or his complete nonsense of dueling with (and I can hardly type this with a straight face) "Fantasy Gods", would be able to muster up a simple lineup for week 1 and let the chips fall. But then again I would be wrong wouldn't I. I am dealing with a troll that has no heart, no sense of....well no sense. Honestly, I didn't expect this outcome. I honestly thought he would show up after all his talk. But there again, I should have my head examined for thinking he had any backup to his throwup. Looks like NOSHOW want's to have no part of real fantasy football picking. Only wants to talk. Luckily I don't have to listen. Edited September 6, 2013 by Cowboyz1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 What made you change to the online dating service avatars? This Don't you run from me Boy! As I said, no dialog just pick or you'll forever be known as the keebler who's all boast and no balls. We all know your nuts haven't fallen yet but I certainly thought at least you had a pair. Or is that Avy of yours just you bending over with your hair down giving out issue....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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