soopanuts Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 I almost beat up a 3 year-old for taking one of my daughter's blocks. 650143[/snapback] Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Yeah, I'm a really pu$$y for choosing to avoid jail time over "protecting my street cred." 650413[/snapback] People don't go to jail for (a) defending themselves or ( participating in sanctioned fights. I have a fully sanctioned octagon on my roof - you guys can settle your differences there. I will make seating available in the surrounding trees for huddlers on a 1st come 1st serve basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 People don't go to jail for (a) defending themselves 650575[/snapback] "But, officer, I had to punch him in self defense! He threw an empty plastic bottle at me!" You wouldn't happen to be a middle-aged black man with a crazy haircut, would you? "Only in America!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever in debt to mo lewis Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 i would obviously kick this guys ass...then I would stand with one foot on his stomach and pose..kiss my biceps...in an arrogant manner..call him a pu$$y, an idiot, and a homo and then make out with his wife like ravishing rick rude(rip). the police were never involved...i wasnt arrested..all is well and then theres you..he who is born without original sin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 polky could kick all of your asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordo Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 ... Actually Manning's older brother is pretty hunkie. Where did they get the looks cuz it wasn't from Archie. I dont think I have ever seen a picture of their mom... 650150[/snapback] Olivia Manning is a nice-looking woman. See them out and about around New Orleans a fair bit. She was homecoming queen at Ole Miss when she and Archie were there. I make no judgements on Cooper being "pretty hunkie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 "But, officer, I had to punch him in self defense! He threw an empty plastic bottle at me!" You wouldn't happen to be a middle-aged black man with a crazy haircut, would you? "Only in America!" 650631[/snapback] huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 i would obviously kick this guys ass...then I would stand with one foot on his stomach and pose..kiss my biceps...in an arrogant manner..call him a pu$$y, an idiot, and a homo and then make out with his wife like ravishing rick rude(rip). the police were never involved...i wasnt arrested..all is well and then theres you..he who is born without original sin... 650653[/snapback] some peeps here are certainly in need of a Rude Awakening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 I'm still wondering who would win between Big John and Big F'n Dave. They're both apparently big guys, I think it would be interesting. Also, who the hel[ is this Hugh-Mongus guy. Sounds like he's trying to one up Hugh One. Let's lace em up and sees who's a bigger man. Tom Brady would destroy Peyton Manning. Brady was a cool kid growing up and Manning was never picked for kickball. The cool kid always wins the fight. 650153[/snapback] Manning was never picked in kickball because he was to busy being the star on every football team he played on since the pee wee leagues. They start the kids really young in football down here in the Big Easy! I'm not sure Brady could jump high enough to punch Peyton in the face so advantage Manning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilwoman Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Olivia Manning is a nice-looking woman. See them out and about around New Orleans a fair bit. She was homecoming queen at Ole Miss when she and Archie were there. I make no judgements on Cooper being "pretty hunkie". 650671[/snapback] Yeah Cooper Mr. Stock broker dude of somekind...but yeah he is a hunk...Eli is just a little cutie...but Cooper and Peyton...hunkoromas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 huh? 650673[/snapback] You've never heard of Don King? call him a homo 650653[/snapback] Don't you know that your buddy Balzac takes offense to that word? and then make out with his wife like ravishing rick rude(rip). My wife could kick your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 You've never heard of Don King? 650709[/snapback] I think I have but, frankly, there are many, many middle aged black men with crazy haircuts - why would I assume that this was a Don King reference? If I refered to a middle-aged white man with a crazy haircut out of the clear blue, would I expect you to know that I'm refering to Christopher Walken? No. Make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Yeah Cooper Mr. Stock broker dude of somekind...but yeah he is a hunk...Eli is just a little cutie...but Cooper and Peyton...hunkoromas!! 650689[/snapback] I have no idea about Cooper, but, great QB though he is, I've always thought Peyton looked like one of those giant Easter Island statues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 (edited) I think I have but, frankly, there are many, many middle aged black men with crazy haircuts - why would I assume that this was a Don King reference? If I refered to a middle-aged white man with a crazy haircut out of the clear blue, would I expect you to know that I'm refering to Christopher Walken? No. Make sense. 650753[/snapback] I threw out King's "Only in America!" quote and the American flag to help you out, but apparently it didn't work. Edited January 12, 2005 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever in debt to mo lewis Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I think I have but, frankly, there are many, many middle aged black men with crazy haircuts - why would I assume that this was a Don King reference? If I refered to a middle-aged white man with a crazy haircut out of the clear blue, would I expect you to know that I'm refering to Christopher Walken? No. Make sense. 650753[/snapback] well Balzac in all due fairness if you put "more cowbell" after followed by one of those ever so cool clickable smiles...maybe even Swerski has a chance of figuring it out "My wife could kick your ass. " if she goes about 6-2 230..which is a very good possibility, yeah she has a shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 after followed by one of those 650790[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever in debt to mo lewis Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 yeah..my bad..i forgot to hit the comma key...youve been *** on so much lately you have to reach for something like that...you are proving to be every bit the idiot you claim I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 I threw out King's "Only in America!" quote and the American flag to help you out, but apparently it didn't work. 650787[/snapback] I didn't realize that "only in America" was King's quote. You're making about as much sense as he usually does . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 well Balzac in all due fairness if you put "more cowbell" after followed by one of those ever so cool clickable smiles...maybe even Swerski has a chance of figuring it out "My wife could kick your ass. " if she goes about 6-2 230..which is a very good possibility, yeah she has a shot 650790[/snapback] I got a FEVa . . . and the only preSCRIPtion . . . is more Swerski. Endless entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I didn't realize that "only in America" was King's quote. 650794[/snapback] I'm sorry you didn't know that. You're making about as much sense as he usually does . . . How's your homo brother doing, you ankle-biting little twit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Yeah, I'm a really pu$$y 650413[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 I'm sorry you didn't know that.How's your homo brother doing, you ankle-biting little twit? 650796[/snapback] He's doing ok - just started a new business and all . . . thanks for asking. Ankle-biting little twit? Keep your twisted fetishes (and oh-so-scathing barbs - ouch, this one was biting) to yourself, poonan. FYI - Balzac runs about 6'3", 215 - I'm not quite sure that "ankle-biting" or "little" really work, but nice try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever in debt to mo lewis Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I wonder if Swerski has ever called someone homo in person..or has he smiled and lightly clapped instead? hmm Im gazing at the Patriots schedule for the next 5 years(me and my father usually hit up a Patriots road game and a Sox road series a year..so Im checkin out some potential road games for next year), I noticed that both the Colts and Bears visit Foxboro in 2006...now half the time cant really figure out which is Swerskis team...but either way.. he has an invite..Colts also come to town next year....youve even got room and board( can you imagine that, someone as dumb as me owning their own place at 24..wow)..so you can throw on that Rex Grossman jersey if youd like and come sit with me and my pals in sec 140 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 I wonder if Swerski has ever called someone homo in person..or has he smiled and lightly clapped instead? 650808[/snapback] nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I wonder if Swerski has ever called someone homo in person..or has he smiled and lightly clapped instead? hmm Im gazing at the Patriots schedule for the next 5 years(me and my father usually hit up a Patriots road game and a Sox road series a year..so Im checkin out some potential road games for next year), I noticed that both the Colts and Bears visit Foxboro in 2006...now half the time cant really figure out which is Swerskis team...but either way.. he has an invite..Colts also come to town next year....youve even got room and board( can you imagine that, someone as dumb as me owning their own place at 24..wow)..so you can throw on that Rex Grossman jersey if youd like and come sit with me and my pals in sec 140 650808[/snapback] You wouldn't happen to have an extra ticket for THIS weekend's game, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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