Jack S Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I had him on my cheat sheet for players to draft until my wife saw my list before heading to Jim's to draft. She made me cross it out because some of the guys in the league are in our small group at church. I told her it was just a guys name and it wasn't a big deal. She told me I was a bad witness, especially since we knew that one of the guys in the league who's also in the small group at church has had a hard time with online porn addiction and that if I picked Carnal Williams for my back up RB that it'd be like I was making fun of this guy I go to church with (who's a really great guy but doesn't really know much about fantasy football). Anyhow, was I right to go along with my wife to take Carnal off my list of backup RBs or not? Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 This has got to be a fishing trip. Tell your wife to piss off, the dude's name is Carnell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Just call him Cadillac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishPrince Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Just call him Cadillac.Because of the big auto bailout of GM, the dude's wife might think drafting a guy called, 'Cadillac' is unethical. I think if his first name was Ford, that would be OK.-IP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Do what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitehype Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) im lost here??? how does Cadillac/Carnell Williams relate to porn? i am addicted to internet porn and Cadillac/Carnell Williams does nothing for me Edited September 9, 2010 by whitehype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 This is bizarre. Two questions: 1) Did she have the same problem with either Reggie or Michael Bush? 2) Which guy in your league ended up picking Carnell (not Carnal, you've misspelled his name) Williams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Either you're a complete troll, or a spineless goob....I just can't figure out which one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack S Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 (edited) Wow! What a typo! Carnal. Carnell. HA! In my defense, I did not want to offend the missus as she and I were planning an intimate encounter for tomorrow night (draft was yesterday) and I didn't want to jeopardize my opportunity for a little nookie. I figured there are lots of backup RBs I could try to get (I ended up with Ricky Williams as my primary backup RB) but only one chance to see my wife in lingerie in the next few weeks (I have a convention I'm going to in Phoenix on Sunday night). Easy choice to me. Anyhow, one of the guys I don't go to church with drafted Carnell Williams, but two of the guys I do go to church with drafted the two Bush's (Michael went to the guy with the porn problem in the 5th round, which is a little early I think). Hmmmm... I don't think I'll tell my wife that because she'll probably want to talk about it the next time we're all together which will make his wife really uncomfortable (she's kinda fat and really doesn't like the fact that her husband has a hard time avoiding looking at whatever it is that he looks at). Edited September 10, 2010 by Jack S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Nice f*cking posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterwing Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Maybe this is whay the traffic is slowing down. Give me a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug7410 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Hold on! Are you that couple from the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAssface76 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 (edited) Please tell me your serious this is just to funny. You might also want to avoid KC's rookie wideout Dick Flaccid. Dude tell your wife his wank and spank addiction just is'nt your problem. Edited September 10, 2010 by MrAssface76 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAssface76 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Tell your fat friends wife to go all sons of anarchy on him and leave him with nothing but thumbs. Then again suppose you think that show is immoral as well, just like sticking up for yourself to your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Carnal .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzy90 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 This is ridiculous. It's totally obscure and shouldn't be a christian concern if you playing fantasy football. The NFL is full of immoral people and if she is nitpicking a name, then she should really not let you watch football.... It's not all good clean fun... how many players a year get suspended for drugs, sexual harassment, rape... But if she is unaware, then ya avoid carnell... Kareem Huggins will be starting sooner rather than later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitehype Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 cam someone please tell me what is wrong with Carnell Williams ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 cam someone please tell me what is wrong with Carnell Williams ???? Nothing is wrong with Williams (beyond his multiple surgeries and being on a team w/ a 2nd yr QB and minimal passing game). The dude just can't spell (Carnal vs. Carnell). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I'm assuming your wife is a vegetarian... carnal refers to "of the flesh", or meat. Does she eat meat Jack? You can confide in us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Slept In A Paris Hilton Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I had him on my cheat sheet for players to draft until my wife saw my list before heading to Jim's to draft. She made me cross it out because some of the guys in the league are in our small group at church. I told her it was just a guys name and it wasn't a big deal. She told me I was a bad witness, especially since we knew that one of the guys in the league who's also in the small group at church has had a hard time with online porn addiction and that if I picked Carnal Williams for my back up RB that it'd be like I was making fun of this guy I go to church with (who's a really great guy but doesn't really know much about fantasy football). Anyhow, was I right to go along with my wife to take Carnal off my list of backup RBs or not? Thanks. Is your last name Schitt by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I can't believe I waited this long to read this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack S Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 Funny update --> the guy who drafted Michael Bush (the guy with the porn problem) just offered him to me in a trade package for Carnell Williams. Get this: He wants to send Michael Bush and Calvin Johnson and get Carnell Williams and Reggie Wayne from me. I guess he felt uncomfortable having both Bush and Johnson on his roster! :rotf: PS -- I told him I'd do the trade if he'd also upgrade my TE from Owen Danies to Brent Celek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Unfortunately, it is people like your wife that are turning the country into crap. That may be the single most asinine waste of human intelligence since the Jackass movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 only one chance to see my wife in lingerie in the next few weeks (I have a convention I'm going to in Phoenix on Sunday night). :pantstight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mucca Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 So how is it that your wife has all this Carnal Knowledge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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