loaf Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 It's like sucking your thumb. Only it's not yours. And it's a penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 "(971): I have two black x marks on my hands. (503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here' (971): damnit I wish I could remember that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 (717): one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9" (978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave (617): dude are you serious? (978): I know you already have a pic on your phone (856): I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch. (620): Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 (717): one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9" (978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave (617): dude are you serious? (978): I know you already have a pic on your phone (856): I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch. (620): Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair? Okay... I laughed at most of these. And regarding the pic one, how many chicks refer to each other as "dude". Something fishy there. Pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Okay... I laughed at most of these. And regarding the pic one, how many chicks refer to each other as "dude". Something fishy there. Pun intended. Good observation. I didnt catch it but I think 99.9% of these are fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Good observation. I didnt catch it but I think 99.9% of these are fake. It'd be a lot of pointless work if it were fake. I'm sure some are but I have a feeling it'd surprise you how many are real. Typically because the crazy random things that end up being hilarious are hard to copy. The funniest stuff is usually so random or based off a crazy night that it would be hard for someone to make these all up. But you never know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 (407): Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis. (413): I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh. (cue random bea Arthur pics) (516): I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever when I wore my first dress a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero... (434): well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard 970): He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster (706): Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn (706): And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her (610): I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 (413):(cue random bea Arthur pics) Would have been a TimC saying s she hadn't passed away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 (516): I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever "do" a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) I'm tempted to send in my best quote from my Saturday adventure - "Let me pluck a few dollar bills out of your thong with my teeth and we'll call it even" EDIT - and no, I wasn't at a strip club. Edited June 15, 2009 by Chavez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I was going on the theory that the dude just wanted to shut McMegan Foxy up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 (818): i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like. (615): Heaven soaked bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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