Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Todays bout will feature two fighters that share a striking resemblence to Ralph Maccio. twiley is standing to the right of the chubby fat a$$. He's the one that's playing with himself. Rajn Cajn is in photo #17 signing a football. Notice the resemblence to Ralph Maccio. Okay folks, who would win this bout? twiley is the bigger of the two but he sips wine and eats cheeses for crying out loud! twiley is a Republican so he's naturally the smarter of the two Rajn is a Democrat so that means he's angry and disgruntled. Thanks again to Big John and Hugh One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Doesn't Twiley drive a Rover? I'll go with Rajn here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 crane kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I know how Twiley can get some votes....all it takes is Twoobs baby I will vote for him in anticipation of the Twoobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Doesn't Twiley drive a Rover?I'll go with Rajn here 1334282[/snapback] Probably, the man does quite well for himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 crane kick 1334283[/snapback] This is a photo of twiley fighting his buddy Seattle Lawdawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Thanks again to Big John and Hugh One. 1334279[/snapback] I might mention that the pic of rajn' you link to is hosted by Atomic. As are all the pics from the tour that you use.... be kinda nice to mention him too. =================================== rajn' has been working non-stop on his house... he is in great shape now. Built up some muscle for himself I'd say. Especially carrying around all those uprooted Magnolia trees he needs removed. This could be a fight that goes the distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 I might mention that the pic of rajn' you link to is hosted by Atomic. As are all the pics from the tour that you use.... be kinda nice to mention him too. 1334294[/snapback] Good point, thanks to Atomic as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Rajn is a Democrat so that means he's angry and disgruntled. 1334279[/snapback] i don't think rajn is a democrat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I gotta go with Twiley here. I mean look at what he has to FIGHT for. There's a reason those wrestlers have hotties, you know. Plus after reading that article, I need to brown nose the man to scrounge up high-end flash development work for me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Two of the huddle's good guys. This will be a tough one. Twiley, if you want to win, it's simple, post the boobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 i don't think rajn is a democrat 1334300[/snapback] Correct. He hates politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 i don't think rajn is a democrat 1334300[/snapback] Sorry, I assumed that he was a Democrat because he has Rajn in his name. Democrats are always pi$$ed off about something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Rajn's off to an early lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 This fight will go down as the quickest ever. Not only do I know how to fight but I have a high tolerance for pain. I can thank alcohol for that. I'd have to say we're both in shape but I think I have him on speed and strength. See, I've also got a an ace up my sleeve. Right as the fight starts I would have twoobs distract Rajn with her pillows of goodness. many of you may be familiar with a movie called Clash of the Titans, in this movie there's a scene that invloves Medusa and if memory serves me correctly the men turn to stone when they look at her. Granted twoobs is the exact opposite, her pillows of goodness have the same effect. While mesmerized I would crane kick Rajn and then deliver the swift and deadly uppercut. The good part for Rajn...he got to see twoobs, the bad part...he was KO'd in less than a minute. Who's NEXT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 This fight will go down as the quickest ever. Not only do I know how to fight but I have a high tolerance for pain. I can thank alcohol for that. I'd have to say we're both in shape but I think I have him on speed and strength. See, I've also got a an ace up my sleeve. Right as the fight starts I would have twoobs distract Rajn with her pillows of goodness. many of you may be familiar with a movie called Clash of the Titans, in this movie there's a scene that invloves Medusa and if memory serves me correctly the men turn to stone when they look at her. Granted twoobs is the exact opposite, her pillows of goodness have the same effect. While mesmerized I would crane kick Rajn and then deliver the swift and deadly uppercut. The good part for Rajn...he got to see twoobs, the bad part...he was KO'd in less than a minute. Who's NEXT!!!! 1334314[/snapback] I'll take a crane kick to the face to see your wife's Tommyknockers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 This was buried in another thread: The wine and cheese thing is only a cover up. I've been paired (excluding the wealthy background since I'm a self-made man) with the likeness of this guy by many people. Yeah that's right, there's a pretty demented side to twiley as well which usually comes out with quite a bit of rage. Wax on Wax off Rajn'...yer done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 twiley has evened it out and we're tied up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 This fight will go down as the quickest ever. Not only do I know how to fight but I have a high tolerance for pain. I can thank alcohol for that. I'd have to say we're both in shape but I think I have him on speed and strength. See, I've also got a an ace up my sleeve. Right as the fight starts I would have twoobs distract Rajn with her pillows of goodness. many of you may be familiar with a movie called Clash of the Titans, in this movie there's a scene that invloves Medusa and if memory serves me correctly the men turn to stone when they look at her. Granted twoobs is the exact opposite, her pillows of goodness have the same effect. While mesmerized I would crane kick Rajn and then deliver the swift and deadly uppercut. The good part for Rajn...he got to see twoobs, the bad part...he was KO'd in less than a minute. Who's NEXT!!!! 1334314[/snapback] There is a heckuva joke there, but decorum prevents me from making it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) twiley doesn't even spill his drink while KO'ing rajn. twiley in the first...now, if rajn can get him drunk beforehand...he may be a no show! Edited February 21, 2006 by I Like Soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Todays bout will feature two fighters that share a striking resemblence to Ralph Maccio. twiley is standing to the right of the chubby fat a$$. He's the one that's playing with himself. Rajn Cajn is in photo #17 signing a football. Notice the resemblence to Ralph Maccio. Okay folks, who would win this bout? twiley is the bigger of the two but he sips wine and eats cheeses for crying out loud! twiley is a Republican so he's naturally the smarter of the two Rajn is a Democrat so that means he's angry and disgruntled. Thanks again to Big John and Hugh One. 1334279[/snapback] That picture was taken 10 years ago, a few years before I hit the weights pretty hard. I'm definitely bulkier now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 now, if rajn can get him drunk beforehand...he may be a no show! 1334365[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 That picture was taken 10 years ago, a few years before I hit the weights pretty hard. I'm definitely bulkier now. 1334366[/snapback] Bulkier around the waste and hips or arms, chest and leggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Bulkier around the waste and hips or arms, chest and leggs? 1334373[/snapback] All around. I'm working on the little barrel right now. Let's just say marriage has been good to my belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 All around. I'm working on the little barrel right now. Let's just say marriage has been good to my belly. 1334378[/snapback] Same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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