dmarc117 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/flo...0,1045406.story A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes. The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home. Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean. When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. Police are investigating. i wonder where she hid it......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Rule #1: You don't put your mouth on the hooker Rule #2: You don't bring the hooker to your house. I heard these rules somewhere.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'll bet there's a pearl in that oyster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 What's the point of paying a chick $100 an hour to clean your house naked....and then leaving the room??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 What's the point of paying a chick $100 an hour to clean your house naked....and then leaving the room??? no chit!! im her shadow for that hour!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 But in the movie "American Gangster" all the womens working with the coke were nude so they wouldn't take anything. So is there a loophole in that theory now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 What's the point of paying a chick $100 an hour to clean your house naked....and then leaving the room??? Maybe he was to embarrassed to say that she robbed him blind right before his eyes. Maybe he had his eye on the prize and it wasn't the same prize that she was claiming for herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'll bet there's a pearl in that oyster. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 But in the movie "American Gangster" all the womens working with the coke were nude so they wouldn't take anything. So is there a loophole in that theory now? more like a poophole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 more like a poophole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 more like a poophole. i think theres more room in the coochie than the poopie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Pimp Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 What's the point of paying a chick $100 an hour to clean your house naked....and then leaving the room??? no chit!! im her shadow for that hour!! Especially the bedroom of all places! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 i think theres more room in the coochie than the poopie Tell me about it. My wife is keeping an entire child up in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Tell me about it. My wife is keeping an entire child up in there. +1....that speaks volumes... she probably looked at the jewelry chest and just heaved the whole thing up there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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