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Have you ever read his reply to all of the "Chuck Norris Facts?"





I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

~ Chuck Norris


Nice way to use them to sell your book Chuck. :D

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"Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Jack Bauer. Before his leg made it half way to Jack's face it was gunned off and Jack was already on his way to castrate Vin Diesel."











If he hears that i called him light in the loafers, he'll roundhouse me all the way from CA!

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10 yds is exessive due to the upfront newb apology. I'm throwing the red flag  :D







Must be the same ref that wanted Indy to win hates Chuck Norris. I think a roundhouse is in order.

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