spain Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and Becoming More Successful." Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 As you posted a year ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Stupid florists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 As you posted a year ago. 1303083[/snapback] Nothing gets by him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 which begs the question, is spain's mind failing him or is he reinforcing a point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 which begs the question, is spain's mind failing him or is he reinforcing a point? 1303245[/snapback] Neither, Last year someone got him the "One a Day Republican Kate Middletontery for Internet Message Boards" Calendar, and he couldn't find the one for 2006 at Wallymart, so he's just recycling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 which begs the question, is spain's mind failing him or is he reinforcing a point? 1303245[/snapback] I just think it means that tomorrow, 10 more republicans will post something equally stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I just think it means that tomorrow, 10 more republicans will post something equally stupid. 1303317[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I just think it means that tomorrow, 10 more republicans will post something equally stupid. 1303317[/snapback] You are assuming they can't post topics even more stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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