Guest Sores Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 's will crack your fricken' shell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I believe (metaphorically speaking, of course) that the world is like a large turd. We (the peanuts) are swallowed down into the gullet of life, getting digested in the bowl of work life, family life and all that is in between. Then one day -splash!- we get wrapped in poop and thrown into a toilet that is married life!I just wanna get some feedback: 1. Would you let a hot chick poop on your chest? 2. Do you like to scare dogs when they are taking a poop and it's half way out so when they make a run for it, it breaks off and they have to scoop their butts to get it all off? 3. If yes to the 2nd question, would you take picture of it and email them to everyone? 1314203[/snapback] thanks Cliaz, i needed that today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcleus Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 And I might add, newcleus...if you are indeed serious, there are more than enough people here who can engage you in intelligent conversation. You will soon realize, as I did, that there are smarter people here than yourself. Welcome. 1314346[/snapback] If this is indeed true, i find it puzzling that no one has looked closer at my sigline. I'm not claiming to be smarter than anyone here, but i would've caught that a bit quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcleus Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 What if C-A-T really spelled DOG? 1314384[/snapback] That's great, but even Ogur eventually figured that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Bill Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I thought the chicken came before the egg And to answer your question, I like my eggs sunny side up with habenero sauce; and rye toast to soak it all up. Shouldn't this be in the food & beverage forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I want an omelette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 If this is indeed true, i find it puzzling that no one has looked closer at my sigline.I'm not claiming to be smarter than anyone here, but i would've caught that a bit quicker 1314597[/snapback] I hate you...I'm taking you off my funniest huddler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 If this is indeed true, i find it puzzling that no one has looked closer at my sigline.I'm not claiming to be smarter than anyone here, but i would've caught that a bit quicker 1314597[/snapback] I had it after 3 posts ya momo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I don't much care. The answer is irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I thought the chicken came before the egg And to answer your question, I like my eggs sunny side up with habenero sauce; and rye toast to soak it all up. Shouldn't this be in the food & beverage forum? 1314605[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cliche Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Why the "alias"? 1314193[/snapback] He has egg on his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 If this is about a mans feminine side, I never had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 thanks Cliaz, i needed that today! 1314452[/snapback] me too... one for the archives . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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