Big F'n Dave Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 As some of you know, I sold my business several months ago and have since been kinda looking for a job/kinda fu*king off playing golf and stuff. Well the job search has gone into hyperdrive here in the past four to six weeks, but still nothing's happening. So Mrs. BFD (after 10 years out of the work force) went on her first interview last week and - BOOM - gets hired on as a writer for our local paper. She started Monday and has been doing the 9 - to- 5. I've made an attempt to pick up the slack around the house. It's not my strong point, but I have made an attempt. Went grocery shopping today, the two kids in tow. Finished the list, returned home in a shorter time than she ever makes it and put the groceries away. She comes in for lunch 10 minutes after I'd put all the sh*t away and proceeds to redo everything. Apparent;y, I'd put every single item in the wrong place. In addition, I'd stripped the beds before I left and was washing some clothes. She wants to know why I was washing this with that, what setting had I used for the comforter, blah blah f'n blah. I was single for 29 years before I was married. I know how to put away groceries and do laundry. I told her how aggravating it was have her come behind me and redo all of the things I'd done (IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP HER) and she gets pissy about ME being in a bad mood. I'm gonna make a prediction here: BFD will be gainfully employed OR single within the next six weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 As some of you know, I sold my business several months ago and have since been kinda looking for a job/kinda fu*king off playing golf and stuff. Well the job search has gone into hyperdrive here in the past four to six weeks, but still nothing's happening. So Mrs. BFD (after 10 years out of the work force) went on her first interview last week and - BOOM - gets hired on as a writer for our local paper. She started Monday and has been doing the 9 - to- 5. I've made an attempt to pick up the slack around the house. It's not my strong point, but I have made an attempt. Went grocery shopping today, the two kids in tow. Finished the list, returned home in a shorter time than she ever makes it and put the groceries away. She comes in for lunch 10 minutes after I'd put all the sh*t away and proceeds to redo everything. Apparent;y, I'd put every single item in the wrong place. In addition, I'd stripped the beds before I left and was washing some clothes. She wants to know why I was washing this with that, what setting had I used for the comforter, blah blah f'n blah. I was single for 29 years before I was married. I know how to put away groceries and do laundry. I told her how aggravating it was have her come behind me and redo all of the things I'd done (IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP HER) and she gets pissy about ME being in a bad mood. I'm gonna make a prediction here: BFD will be gainfully employed OR single within the next six weeks. Â yup good luck dude... good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 she has to give you some room to do it your way if you are going to be mr. mom. she should be admiring your big f'n effort to make the adjustment vs. picking apart your technique. of course, you could just understand how she likes it and bend to her will ... Â good god man. get a job and get outta there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Â No f*cking way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Yeah I know the feeling, my wife does the same stuff. It's where SHE wants it, and that's all that matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) yup good luck dude... good luck   well put....when someone actually figures out the female brain and thought process, let me know! Edited June 21, 2006 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I'll bet BFD makes a mean sammich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I'll bet BFD makes a mean sammich. Â na he would do it wrong.... ask his wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaynfl Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did you have lunch ready for her when she got home??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I'll bet BFD eats makes a mean sammich. Â Â Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) Have "the girls" picked you up in their Mustang and taken you to male stripper's night yet? Big F'n Diaper Edited June 21, 2006 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Tell her if she doesn't keep her yap shut, you won't share your Senior PGA winnings in 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 BFD, do you have an old flannel shirt that you were every day and do you hang with the neighborhoods moms to discuss PTA, Soaps, and feminie products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) I used to think my dad was a moron for never knowing where stuff was around the house--then I got married... Edited June 21, 2006 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Have "the girls" picked you up in their Mustang and taken you to male stripper's night yet? Big F'n Diaper   Damn you TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 As some of you know, I sold my business several months ago and have since been kinda looking for a job/kinda fu*king off playing golf and stuff. Well the job search has gone into hyperdrive here in the past four to six weeks, but still nothing's happening. So Mrs. BFD (after 10 years out of the work force) went on her first interview last week and - BOOM - gets hired on as a writer for our local paper. She started Monday and has been doing the 9 - to- 5. I've made an attempt to pick up the slack around the house. It's not my strong point, but I have made an attempt. Went grocery shopping today, the two kids in tow. Finished the list, returned home in a shorter time than she ever makes it and put the groceries away. She comes in for lunch 10 minutes after I'd put all the sh*t away and proceeds to redo everything. Apparent;y, I'd put every single item in the wrong place. In addition, I'd stripped the beds before I left and was washing some clothes. She wants to know why I was washing this with that, what setting had I used for the comforter, blah blah f'n blah. I was single for 29 years before I was married. I know how to put away groceries and do laundry. I told her how aggravating it was have her come behind me and redo all of the things I'd done (IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP HER) and she gets pissy about ME being in a bad mood. I'm gonna make a prediction here: BFD will be gainfully employed OR single within the next six weeks. Â Â Edit one of her atricles and hand it back to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Great. My marriage is in trouble and all I get from you guys are sammich and PTA jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Great. My marriage is in trouble and all I get from you guys are sammich and PTA jokes. Â Â I'm sorry, guys. I think I'm pre-menstrual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) Go out and buy new curtains for the kitchen now that you'll be spending more time than her there. Also add a little 20" plasma to watch the ball games on while you're cooking. Edited June 21, 2006 by Kid Cid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheezhed Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I'm thinkin' you should prolly get off the boards and figure out how your gonna screw up supper and get all your whites white again. (you know, with that one red sock you prolly mixed in) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Go out and buy new curtains for the kitchen now that you'll be spending more time than her there. Also add a little 20" plasma to watch the ball games on while you're cooking. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Meet her at the door in your tightest, skimpiest, sexiest, little outfit when she gets gets off work and I promise she'll forget everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Meet her at the door in your tightest, skimpiest, sexiest, little outfit when she gets gets off work and I promise she'll forget everything else. Â Â Don't forget yer sponge this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Meet her at the door in your tightest, skimpiest, sexiest, little outfit when she gets gets off work and I promise she'll forget everything else. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Tell her to quit being on the rag all the time. That should help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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