cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Okay – so here at work we have part of the building that holds all of our server farms. We have 6 in this building ranging from 25,000 sq to 90,000 sq feet. In that area you have to have a red badge in order to move around. Back in that part of the building we have what is called Loading Dock B. It is an old loading dock that isn’t used anymore but it has private bathrooms (during the .com boom we have showers here, steam rooms, game rooms, bunks for sleeping over night, big screen tvs rooms and private rooms for unwinding with a tv, chair and personal PC. I miss the .com boom days.) that are left over from the big .com boom days. So this is where the few of us who have red badge access go to take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Anyways every 6 weeks they change up the cleaning crew girls and when they do that the schedules for them to go back there and clean the bathroom changes. I’m pretty regular so the AM is my time and my body will adjust to go after they have come through and cleaned the cans back there. Believe me it’s pretty embarrassing when you just tore the pooper up and you are leaving and there are two 20 something hot Brazilian chicks walking in after you to clean up. So now this morning I just saw we have a new crew here so now I must figure out their schedule for cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Not so sure I needed to read about you "tearing up the pooper" first thing this morning. I was sort of expecting photos of the hot new cleaning girl at your office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Believe me it’s pretty embarrassing when you just tore the pooper up and you are leaving and there are two 20 something hot Brazilian chicks walking in after you to clean up. If they are 20-something, then they are not "girls." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 If they are 20-something, then they are not "girls." I beg to differ. They probably still act like girls and not like a lady or a woman. Just a guess of course. I know my sister who is 23 still acts like a girl. Cliaz, tell me more about the hot chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Geez, what are we coming to? Is the substance of this post that they just rotated the cleaning crew at Cliaz' workplace? Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Geez, what are we coming to? Is the substance of this post that they just rotated the cleaning crew at Cliaz' workplace? Fascinating. These posts were common in the off-season ... maybe cliaz didn't squeak into the playoffs and has already gone into pre-off-season mode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 I beg to differ. They probably still act like girls and not like a lady or a woman. Just a guess of course. I know my sister who is 23 still acts like a girl. Cliaz, tell me more about the hot chicks. Well the cleaning company that does our facilities are all drop dead gorgeous Hispanic women. Of course once in a while you get an old man but for the most part they all could be models or at the very least a Milf (for the older ones). They are all very friendly too and will talk your ear off. Very pleasant group of people that this company hires. In fact when I was working the 1pm to 11pm shift many moons ago this one girl from El Salvador worked the same shift as me. Her name was Jessica and she would bring in dinner for me once in a while, come by and talk to me at night when all I was doing was monitoring the backup windows and stuff. Once I started dating the wife I told her this was inappropriate and she respected that but still she was hot chick that could cook. Shoot the Spanish I know today is because of all of them. Great girls. Anyways I could prolly snap some photos with my camera phone and post them if you all want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 These posts were common in the off-season ... maybe cliaz didn't squeak into the playoffs and has already gone into pre-off-season mode 3-10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 3-10 So, he tore up the bathroom and his local league... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 3-10 sorry to bring that up ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 So, he tore up the bathroom and his local league... I had way too many distractions this year during the season. I'm debating on not playing next year since we are working with my son so much now I just don't really have the time. We'll see how it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 All my cleaning ladies are fugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Great girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 All my cleaning ladies are fugly. It's a nice distraction. Last Xmas they brought in all of this food for our department and we had a small holiday party with them. And we in turned (before knowing they were doing that.) got them all gift cards to local eats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 If they are 20-something, then they are not "girls." yes they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Sorry Squeegie but personally I view people under the age of 24 as kids now. girls and boys. Must be my old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 They're doing the work that legal immigrants would never do. Cleaning up after Cliaz carpet bombing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Sorry Squeegie but personally I view people under the age of 24 as kids now. girls and boys. Must be my old age. Then I guess that would make you a pedophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Then I guess that would make you a pedophile. I'm a pedophile because I think 24 is very young? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I'm a pedophile because I think 24 is very young? You think these people are so young that they are "girls" - not adults. Doesn't lusting after children make you a pedophile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 You think these people are so young that they are "girls" - not adults. Doesn't lusting after children make you a pedophile? ah gotcha. I see what you are saying. You are using the lawyer mind trick on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 ah gotcha. I see what you are saying. You are using the lawyer mind trick on me. Squeegie is trying to project her sense of what is offensive onto us. She doesn't understand that is will never stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Squeegie is trying to project her sense of what is offensive onto us. She doesn't understand that is will never stick. i think she is actually jealous that she doesn't have 20-yr old brazilian chicks cleaning her office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Our cleaning staff changes hand every month, it seems. At one point, we had a drop-dead Oriental 20-something with a body that wouldn't stop. I was always working late just to eye that. I wanted to be her suga-daddy. But alas, like the others, she quickly disappeared back into the jungle or was deported or whatever mysteriously happens to the Mexicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Squeegie is trying to project her sense of what is offensive onto us. She doesn't understand that is will never stick. Oh yeah? Well, then, um, Jeebus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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