wiegie Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 3) Commit murder I contemplated putting this on my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Eat a pickle Be a salesman Skydive Mountain climbing Get a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I contemplated putting this on my list. wonder how that changes if an 84 year old kills your child/grandchild. i hesitate to put out a list of "i'll never" because you never know what circumstances life will present you with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 chargerz- manual car and scuba? i learned to dive in SD...... so fun and exciting. Driving a manual-transmission car has never appealed to me. Seems like extra work when a perfectly good automatic transmission can do the shifting for me. I have no interest in scuba diving. Number one---> I'm not a particularly good swimmer. Number 2---> My claustrophobia and dislike of pressure on my eardrums makes scuba diving no fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Driving a manual-transmission car has never appealed to me. Seems like extra work when a perfectly good automatic transmission can do the shifting for me. I have no interest in scuba diving. Number one---> I'm not a particularly good swimmer. Number 2---> My claustrophobia and dislike of pressure on my eardrums makes scuba diving no fun. [jimmythegreek] i didn't know chargerz was black[/jimmythegreek] can understand, given all of those elements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I contemplated putting this on my list. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Why? I think a more interesting question would have been to ask me why I decided NOT to put it on my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 1. Vote Republican 2. Go to church voluntarily other than for weddings, etc. 3. Water ski nekkid 4. Screw Paris Hilton 5. Watch the Vikings win a Superbowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 [jimmythegreek] i didn't know chargerz was black[/jimmythegreek] can understand, given all of those elements Al Campanis was the one who said blacks can't swim (as he was explaining why they aren't good pitchers I believe). Jimmy's claim to racist fame was something to do with 'breeding'. Didn't want you bringing down his good name when he's not around any longer. Oh and in addition to missing out on 3 inputs, I'm confident I'll never: Run a marathon Win the lottery Speak Spanish fluently Own a Rolex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 i hesitate to put out a list of "i'll never" because you never know what circumstances life will present you with Bingo. I can't think of many things I wouldn't do other than cheat on my wife or commit serious crimes. Skydiving and bungee-jumping are fun guys - give it a shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 (edited) Bingo. I can't think of many things I wouldn't do other than cheat on my wife or commit serious crimes. Skydiving and bungee-jumping are fun guys - give it a shot! ... well just look at louis winthorpe III in trading places ...... sometimes desperate times calls for sticking a salmon down your santa pants Edited February 1, 2007 by Bier Meister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 ... well just look at louis winthorpe III in trading places ...... sometimes desparte times calls for sticking a salmon down your santa pants No-one so far has been confident about not having to stick a salmon down their santa pants...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 kill commit adultery steal bear false witness against my neighbor covet my neighbour's house, covet my neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is my neighbour's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 No-one so far has been confident about not having to stick a salmon down their santa pants...... No way I'm ruling that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skrappy1 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 (edited) I'm not a particularly good swimmer. [jimmythegreek] i didn't know chargerz was black[/jimmythegreek] Or maybe he's Martin Short. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxCEkhGbfM "I'm not that... strong a swimmer." Or knowing what Chargerz does for a living, maybe he's Mel Gibson? http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/88pgynecologist.phtml Edited February 1, 2007 by Skrappy1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Or maybe he's Martin Short. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxCEkhGbfM "I'm not that... strong a swimmer." Or knowing what Chargerz does for a living, maybe he's Mel Gibson? http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/88pgynecologist.phtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 5. Watch the Vikings win a Superbowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 5) program a country-music station into my car radio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 Now, we're not talk'in the obvious sh!t here... 3) Commit murder ... uhhhh, I know people do that every day but I was assuming we had no murderers here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 ... uhhhh, I know people do that every day but I was assuming we had no murderers here. wiegie is kinda like van buren...... not the little magician, but the little assassin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 1. Go shark diving 2. Trust a car salesman 3. Get my ear pierced 4. Move to a foriegn country 5. Ever listen to GWB without feeling lied to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 1. Go shark diving ok... there is 1 i can start a list with: i will never intentionally get in the water with great whites present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 (edited) There are a whole host of things I will never do in my life including many of the ones already listed (never cheat on my wife, never commit murder, never win the lotto, visit the Middle East etc etc) but here are my five for today: 1) I will never collect social security payments when I retire 2) I will never condone abortion 3) I will never vote for Hillary 4) Mourn for a silly dead horse 5) I will never Squeeze me a little harder Irish Edited February 1, 2007 by Grits and Shins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 ok... there is 1 i can start a list with: i will never intentionally get in the water with great whites present Or alligators ... always kills me when I read about people that are killed by alligators/crocs when they swim in locations where alligators/crocs are known to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Seems there is a common theme in some things people plan on never doing. 5 things I am confident I will never do in what is left of my worldly existence: 1- Skydive 2- Bungee jump 3- Ride a motorcycle 4- Believe a politician 5- Be happy again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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