spain Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 ahaha that's great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I'll try that this weekend. Guessing it will work like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water. My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codwagon Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water. My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped her. fixed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water. My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped it. ........she's vicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm74 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water. My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped it. I do not see how my wife has the time to be married to to guys. New Shimano TLD 30 means a new outfit for her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I'll try that this weekend. Guessing it will work like a charm. If you get the best of both, you're my new hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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