Big Country Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Taking the morning break yesterday, and the nice handicap stall is locked, so I sit down at the not so nice other stall. I'm enjoying the peace when I kid you not, I hear snoring from the stall next to me. Never had that happen before. I've had friends pass out on the john before.... but not at work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I was at a Dolphins - Bills game many many years ago, and as I was pissing, the dude in the stall throws up and almost lands on my foot. I was only like 15 at the time, so I didnt beat the dudes ass. I mean, could he NOT have just barfed in the toilet? Not quite sleeping, but thats all I got... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 FWIW, the game was in Miami, and the Bills won like 42 - 25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I emptied a men's room out one time by commenting to the fellow next ot me, "Nice dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 In college I went to take a crap in the dorm during a party. When I got done, everybody asked me what had happened. I didn't know that I had slept for over 2 hours with my pants around my ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I emptied a men's room out one time by commenting to the fellow next ot me, "Nice dick." That was YOU?! In college I went to take a crap in the dorm during a party.When I got done, everybody asked me what had happened. I didn't know that I had slept for over 2 hours with my pants around my ankles. How'd yer ass feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I emptied a men's room out one time by commenting to the fellow next ot me, "Nice dick." Obligatory NTTAWWT comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Fitting for this thread: 2 Members: Big John, Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 if you want to be left alone and or have the stalls next to you emptied , first start by making very loud farting noises ( if you can do it naturally even better ) and then start screaming in a different language ( Note Slavic languages very effective ) ...if that does not work stand on the toilet seat look over to stall and ask " hey what you doing there " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Fitting for this thread: And I might or might not have slept in my old office's cushy toilet room. At very least, I tried to snooze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Fitting for this thread: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 If you run out of toilet paper, don't tap your foot to the foot of the guy in the stall next to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I was at a Dolphins - Bills game many many years ago, and as I was pissing, the dude in the stall throws up and almost lands on my foot. I was only like 15 at the time, so I didnt beat the dudes ass. I mean, could he NOT have just barfed in the toilet? As a person who has puked while pooping... let me remind you that you can really only cover the toilet with your butt OR your mouth at one time. And let me tell you... most people would rather have barf on the floor than the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 As a person who has puked while pooping... let me remind you that you can really only cover the toilet with your butt OR your mouth at one time. And let me tell you... most people would rather have barf on the floor than the alternative. This dude was pissing, and puked. How do I know? Because for one, I could hear him, and for 2, the puke came from way above and splattered. Had he barfed when he was sitting, it woulda been less messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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