loaf Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) so, out of hugh pressure from the chicks at work, I signed up. I got a match from this really hot lady. She wanted to connect outside of eharmony. I did. She wrote this text brick that is almost illegible. I won't bore you with it all but here's a snippet: i need to know if u're not here to play games with me but a very good communicator,and i thank you for accepting my fast track at eharmony. I will address myself as the kind of lady u will treasure with all your heart as long as we're together. My real name is Bobbi Billard and i was born and raised in cleveland ohio.I studied accountancy in SamFord University at north birmingham Alabama and i finish my high school in cleveland,i was raised by my mom younger sister that take a good care of me and pay for my school bills till i was graduated and now she's no more,my mom died immediately she gave birth to me and my dad died in a plane crash on his way going to a confference meeting in the UK,i'm attached with all kind of indoor and outdoor activities and really enjoyed spending time at the sea side. now, what kind of college degreed person writes like that? Red flag #1. Red flag #2 is the pic she sent. I uploaded to photobucket so you can check her out... Bobbi's pic Now, my photo is there and there's no way this hottie would have anything to do with me. Red flag #3: she says her name is Bobbi Billard. We did a search and this is the name of a porn star. Coincidence? Could be... Then did a search for eharmony scams: And this is just ONE site I've cancelled the account already but man, those scammers are everywhere. just imagine how many folks are falling prey to this. It costs $250 for a year's membership. If this chick is getting $100-who knows how much out of each putz... Edited January 31, 2008 by loaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 You signed up for eHarmony. You deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 so, out of hugh pressure from the chicks at work, I signed up. I got a match from this really hot lady. She wanted to connect outside of eharmony. I did. She wrote this text brick that is almost illegible. I won't bore you with it all but here's a snippet:now, what kind of college degreed person writes like that? Red flag #1. Red flag #2 is the pic she sent. I uploaded to photobucket so you can check her out... Bobbi's pic Now, my photo is there and there's no way this hottie would have anything to do with me. Red flag #3: she says her name is Bobbi Billard. We did a search and this is the name of a porn star. Coincidence? Could be... Then did a search for eharmony scams: And this is just ONE site I've cancelled the account already but man, those scammers are everywhere. just imagine how many folks are falling prey to this. It costs $250 for a year's membership. If this chick is getting $100-who knows how much out of each putz... How does it work exactly? Why would she be getting $100 from each person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 so, there are ridiculously easy to spot scammers on eharmony. i'd probably be more surprised if there weren't. report it to them and move on. i'm not sure why that would make you cancel after you already signed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 I only signed up for a month and some of the horror stories on the scammers link says that they have a hard time cancelling your account. I would still have access to my profile throughout that month. Zia, I was using $100 as an example eHarmony_Consumer_Complaintscheck the ip address before going to long with anyone. More scammers on eharmony than ticks on a goat.most from nigeria they work you over like the email scammers do and try and build a rapport. More people need to know about the potential of Fraud on E-Harmony. I was matched up with an individual who claimed he was an Architect living in Huntington Beach, CA but was raised in Manchester England. When we first started chatting, he told me that he had just gotten a job in Lagos Nigeria to renovate a building into a mall and that he would be out of the country for 6 - 8 weeks. He asked if I would continue chatting with him via IM while he was there working. For the past 2 1/2 months, we have been chatting via telephone and IM. On the day he was suppose to complete the project, he calls me saying that he is short 4,000 in paying the tariff fee on a shipment he ordered to complete his project. I kind of suspected something was going on, but when he asked me for money, I immediately knew that this was a scam. Be Careful on E-Harmony. They do not do identity verification on their subscribers so they could be setting you up with murder's, rapists, thieves. etc. I have also heard bad things about RelyID, that it is not identity verification, but subscribers promises of their identity. Just another E-Harmony rip off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 so, out of hugh pressure from the chicks at work, I signed up. I got a match from this really hot lady. She wanted to connect outside of eharmony. I did. She wrote this text brick that is almost illegible. I won't bore you with it all but here's a snippet:now, what kind of college degreed person writes like that? Red flag #1. Red flag #2 is the pic she sent. I uploaded to photobucket so you can check her out... Bobbi's pic Now, my photo is there and there's no way this hottie would have anything to do with me. Red flag #3: she says her name is Bobbi Billard. We did a search and this is the name of a porn star. Coincidence? Could be... Then did a search for eharmony scams: And this is just ONE site I've cancelled the account already but man, those scammers are everywhere. just imagine how many folks are falling prey to this. It costs $250 for a year's membership. If this chick is getting $100-who knows how much out of each putz... Good for you for finding the scam. I'm guessing you bailed before you even got to the point where she asked you for money. E-harmony in iteself is a scam, they rake in the bucks just so you can get hooked up with scammers. I figure most dating sites are like this. Just go to the bar like most normal folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 seems ok to me, I would go for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 i say you should f*ck with her a bit, loaf. this is bringing back memories of voltaire and "monique" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 I already replied to her with: Right...I think I'm done here...enjoy the email addy. Cause I thought she was after the email address since she took it outside of ewhoremyself so fast but if you have any suggestions to reply with or want the whole note, we can try a voltairesque move... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) I already replied to her with: Right...I think I'm done here...enjoy the email addy. Cause I thought she was after the email address since she took it outside of ewhoremyself so fastbut if you have any suggestions to reply with or want the whole note, we can try a voltairesque move... that would be entertaining Edited January 31, 2008 by Yukon Cornelius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I already replied to her with: Right...I think I'm done here...enjoy the email addy. Cause I thought she was after the email address since she took it outside of ewhoremyself so fastbut if you have any suggestions to reply with or want the whole note, we can try a voltairesque move... Send back a broken english reply telling her that you're very excited about this online communication having never done this before. Then tell her that you're friends have warned you about fake photos on the internet and would like one of her with today's paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I only signed up for a month and some of the horror stories on the scammers link says that they have a hard time cancelling your account. I would still have access to my profile throughout that month. Zia, I was using $100 as an example they work you over like the email scammers do and try and build a rapport. Wasn't sure how eharmony worked exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 My Sister in law uses match dot com and we always get to hear her complain about how all the guys on there only use it as a means to get laid. I usually respond with, "Uh, yeah and you're point is?" So I guess what I'm saying is, if you're looking for some quick legitimate tail, sign up for match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 What happened to going to clubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I already replied to her with: Right...I think I'm done here...enjoy the email addy. Cause I thought she was after the email address since she took it outside of ewhoremyself so fastbut if you have any suggestions to reply with or want the whole note, we can try a voltairesque move... send her that pic of me in the orange prison t-shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 A friend of mine signed up for one of those match sites a year or so ago. Don't know if it was blind luck or vodoo but every date he set up and went on he got laid by pretty good looking poon. He said a few were a little scary but And I should add he found a keeper and proposed to her last month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 A friend of mine signed up for one of those match sites a year or so ago. Don't know if it was blind luck or vodoo but every date he set up and went on he got laid by pretty good looking poon. He said a few were a little scary but And I should add he found a keeper and proposed to her last month. It happens. A friend of mine went on one of the Christian match-making sites. The first person she met was a match and they got married a year later. But if you're trying to get laid, stay away from the Christian sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 A friend of mine signed up for one of those match sites a year or so ago. Don't know if it was blind luck or vodoo but every date he set up and went on he got laid by pretty good looking poon. He said a few were a little scary but And I should add he found a keeper and proposed to her last month. yeah, a co-worker signed up for match.com and his wedding was in Dec. to a match.com match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Wasn't sure how eharmony worked exactly. So I have to pay eharmony money to have sex with strangers? Isn't that...pimping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) A friend of mine signed up for one of those match sites a year or so ago. Don't know if it was blind luck or vodoo but every date he set up and went on he got laid by pretty good looking poon. He said a few were a little scary but And I should add he found a keeper and proposed to her last month. One of the guys in our good sized group of weekend golfers said almost the exact same thing. That was a couple years ago and since about that time, been living with a gal he met on match.com for the last two years. Another guy in the group got divorced around the same time, heard about the luck the first guy was having, signed up, met a girl who was actually a member at our course 10 years ago. They got married last year. Also heard about an old high school buddy who got divorced a few years ago....met a chick online who after they met he realized he knew from high school 28 years ago. They got married and moved to Alaska. All three of these matchups were thru match.com.... Edited January 31, 2008 by BillyBalata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Send back a broken english reply telling her that you're very excited about this online communication having never done this before. Then tell her that you're friends have warned you about fake photos on the internet and would like one of her with today's paper. I would suggest Yuk type this up for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 well, yer first clue is a chick that cute in Cleveland? and if she did by chance live in Cle - she is probly banging LeBron. EHarmony - get outta there man now match.com - low hanging fruit all over da place. Not that I have used it or anything........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 You should casually mention that you are a multi-millionaire who is looking to retire young with someone to help you enjoy the good life. That should bring the swarms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 So I have to pay eharmony money to have sex with strangers? Isn't that...pimping? I would suggest Yuk type this up for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Three words...Adult Friend Finder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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